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31 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

Including pastel-colored bicycles, fridge bin liners, Hermione Granger-inspired t-shirts, and more! Much more!

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1. A succulent-inspired ring you won't have to talk to or feed. Plant killers, rejoice! A green thumb is not necessary to wear this.

Get it from Collected Edition on Etsy for $24.50+ (originally $35, available in sizes 4.5-8 and in four finishes).
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Get it from Collected Edition on Etsy for $24.50+ (originally $35, available in sizes 4.5-8 and in four finishes).

2. A colander and bowl set for straining your pasta like a pro. Plus, the colander fits perfectly into the bowl (meaning this set won't take up a ton of precious room in your cabinet).

Plus, the bowl has a silicone bottom to ensure it will stay put.Get it from the Tasty collection at Walmart for $12.44 (available in two colors).
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Plus, the bowl has a silicone bottom to ensure it will stay put.

Get it from the Tasty collection at Walmart for $12.44 (available in two colors).

3. Syringe highlighters to help medical students ~maybe~ get excited about studying. No guarantees, though.

Promising review: "I bought these highlighter pens for my sister-in-law who was in nursing school — she absolutely loved them, and so did all her friends! She said they worked great, the caps stayed on fine, the colors were vibrant, and they didn't leak through any of her pages. It's been two years (she is just about to graduate) and she still has these highlighters. She wore out the ink in the yellow one, but the rest of them are still fine!" —Pamela Get a pack of six from Amazon for $6.88.
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Promising review: "I bought these highlighter pens for my sister-in-law who was in nursing school — she absolutely loved them, and so did all her friends! She said they worked great, the caps stayed on fine, the colors were vibrant, and they didn't leak through any of her pages. It's been two years (she is just about to graduate) and she still has these highlighters. She wore out the ink in the yellow one, but the rest of them are still fine!" —Pamela

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $6.88.

4. A cruiser bike because spring is HERE and you can be OUTDOORS. (While this does come with the basket, the dog is sold separately...😭).

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I have had this bike on my wishlist ALLLLL winter long, and cannot wait to test it out myself, okay?

Also, someone please get me a dog. Someone. Anyone.

Promising review: "I absolutely love this bike! The color scheme is cool and classic, and it rides as smooth as a Cadillac. It's just as pretty, too!" —Nicole V.

Get it from Amazon for $178.66 or Jet for $129 (available in two colors)

5. A natural moisturizer made from apple cider vinegar, slippery elm, and oatmeal. It may help you say goodbye to dry skin, itchy bug bites, and really annoying rashes.

Promising review: "This works really well on my eczema! I have tried a ton of lotions in the past, but this one really keeps it under control. Plus, it's very lightweight and doesn't leave a greasy residue!" —Amazon CustomerGet it from Amazon for $10.44.
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Promising review: "This works really well on my eczema! I have tried a ton of lotions in the past, but this one really keeps it under control. Plus, it's very lightweight and doesn't leave a greasy residue!" —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $10.44.

6. A ceramic plate known for hopping around quite a bit. But whatever, it's still adorable to look at.

Promising review: "This is such a cute little dish for my bunny collection! Plus, it was packaged safely and shipped quickly." —DeeW Get it from Amazon for $24.99 or Walmart for $22.99.
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Promising review: "This is such a cute little dish for my bunny collection! Plus, it was packaged safely and shipped quickly." —DeeW

Get it from Amazon for $24.99 or Walmart for $22.99.

7. A soy candle that smells like unicorns and rainbows. WHAT DOES THAT SMELL LIKE, YOU ASK? Toasted marshmallow and vanilla infused with glitter flakes.

Psst, this has a burn time of 25+ hours. Get it from Nook and Burrow on Etsy for $18.45.
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Psst, this has a burn time of 25+ hours.

Get it from Nook and Burrow on Etsy for $18.45.

8. A fuzzy bath mat made from ♫ the touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives ♫ — 100% cotton, baby.

Also! This adorable little thing need not be used solely in your bathroom — you can use it as an area rug in other parts of your home, too! Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.
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Also! This adorable little thing need not be used solely in your bathroom — you can use it as an area rug in other parts of your home, too!

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

9. A utensil cup perfect to store all the damn spoons, spatulas, and whisks that refuse to fit into standard-sized drawer organizers.

I can't be the only one that has that problem.Promising review: "As silly as this sounds, I've been looking for a nice utensil holder for quite a while. This is made of a durable, easy-to-clean plastic material that holds about a dozen assorted full-sized utensils, and it looks great on my counter!" —Emily Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in four colors).
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I can't be the only one that has that problem.

Promising review: "As silly as this sounds, I've been looking for a nice utensil holder for quite a while. This is made of a durable, easy-to-clean plastic material that holds about a dozen assorted full-sized utensils, and it looks great on my counter!" —Emily

Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in four colors).

10. Fridge bin liners to keep the most important part of your home — the part that stores your food, of course — lookin' neat and clean.

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These washable bin liners are designed to prevent your fruit and veggies from...sweating...on the glass in your fridge. Goodbye, smudges and odors!

Promising review: "These really do the trick! They wash up well, cushion fruits and vegetables in the fridge draws, and add a little color to the front of the fridge!" —James or Rebecca Ferrall

Get them from Amazon or Walmart for $4.99.

11. A lip salve trio containing rosebud, mandarin and rose, and mint rose scents. Goodbye, dryness and flaky lips.

Psst, this isn't just for lips! You can also apply this salve to dry cuticles, and the tube container makes it easy to use the product without wasting any in the process. Promising review: "This stuff WORKS for chapped lips. I have always had dry lips, no matter how much water I drink, but these salves actually keep them from cracking." —Randi Get them from Amazon for $14.47 or Jet for $16.98.
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Psst, this isn't just for lips! You can also apply this salve to dry cuticles, and the tube container makes it easy to use the product without wasting any in the process.

Promising review: "This stuff WORKS for chapped lips. I have always had dry lips, no matter how much water I drink, but these salves actually keep them from cracking." —Randi

Get them from Amazon for $14.47 or Jet for $16.98.

12. Picasso-inspired statement earrings because life imitates art — and so should your earlobes.

Get them from simplengreat on Etsy for $5.
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Get them from simplengreat on Etsy for $5.

13. A ceramic serving platter worthy of it's own movie franchise. Maybe we can call it Jaws? What do you think?

This is great for anyone who orders sushi takeout seven times a day — even when there's a full fridge of this-is-going-to-expire-you-should-eat-it-now groceries in there. Promising review: "This looks great and is better than I expected it to be! The shark head is big enough to fit a cup of soy sauce inside and it's great quality. I'm super excited to give it to my best friend as a birthday present — this is definitely great for any sushi lovers out there!" —Abigail L. Get it from Amazon for $34.99.
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This is great for anyone who orders sushi takeout seven times a day — even when there's a full fridge of this-is-going-to-expire-you-should-eat-it-now groceries in there.

Promising review: "This looks great and is better than I expected it to be! The shark head is big enough to fit a cup of soy sauce inside and it's great quality. I'm super excited to give it to my best friend as a birthday present — this is definitely great for any sushi lovers out there!" —Abigail L.

Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

14. A pajama set rumored to have inspired Gwen Stefani's 2004 hit song. You know, the one that taught you how to spell out that potassium-enriched fruit...

THIS $HIT IS BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.Get it from Forever 21 for $19.90 (available in sizes XS-L).
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THIS $HIT IS BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Get it from Forever 21 for $19.90 (available in sizes XS-L).

15. A beaker glass that acknowledges wine drinking as a scientific pursuit. Your favorite red ferments, doesn't it? Ergo you are participating in SCIENCE.

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Promising review: "This glass is so cute! I got it as a gift for my friend who is a chemistry major, and she ADORES it!" —GerrdSkerterra

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

16. An art print currently on exhibit at the Museum of Modern Mars. It's pretty much the equivalent of their Mona Lisa.

Get it from MaggieMartinArtwork on Etsy for $10.
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Get it from MaggieMartinArtwork on Etsy for $10.

17. A wall-mounted rack designed to give extra space to small kitchens. Goodbye, countertops cluttered with pots that don't have a home!

Promising review: "I purchased this pot rack to have more cabinet space AND to reduce the amount of clutter on my countertops. It worked! Now I have much more prep area, and my kitchen has a more refined, professional look." —OstkUser22209146Get it from Overstock for $62.54 (originally $87.99).
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Promising review: "I purchased this pot rack to have more cabinet space AND to reduce the amount of clutter on my countertops. It worked! Now I have much more prep area, and my kitchen has a more refined, professional look." —OstkUser22209146

Get it from Overstock for $62.54 (originally $87.99).

18. A pencil-inspired plumping balm to keep your pout looking sharp. These easy-to-store tints provide the perfect flush of color.

Psst, this lip balm infused with organic shea butter and marine collagen microspheres. Get it from Free People for $12 (available in two colors).
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Psst, this lip balm infused with organic shea butter and marine collagen microspheres.

Get it from Free People for $12 (available in two colors).

19. A gorgeous hardcover book about ancient Egypt, designed with illustrated graphs and "hidden" treasures — including a scrap of replica mummy cloth.

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Fun fact about me that you definitely care about: I bought this from a book order when I was in middle school, and it is still one of my most prized possessions. (I'm not exaggerating either, lol.)

Promising review: "This is one of the most charming, fascinating books allegedly written for children — although grownups who are interested in Egyptology will love it, too. I sure did! It is just so beautifully crafted." —Kimberly Moore

Get it from Amazon for $17.55.

20. A stoneware measuring spoon set featuring the purest beings in the world: good dogs. Someone buy me a dog. Please.

This dishwasher-safe set includes measurements for 1/2- and 1-teaspoon, as well as 1/2- and 1-tablespoon. Get it from Nordstrom for $20.
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This dishwasher-safe set includes measurements for 1/2- and 1-teaspoon, as well as 1/2- and 1-tablespoon.

Get it from Nordstrom for $20.

21. A Hermione Granger-inspired tee because yes, WE CAN DO IT. All you have to do is pronounce the spell properly...

Make Flitwick proud. Get it from lolTeeShirts on Etsy for $16.56+ (available in sizes S-3X and in two colors).
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Make Flitwick proud.

Get it from lolTeeShirts on Etsy for $16.56+ (available in sizes S-3X and in two colors).

22. A Dutch oven made with forged aluminum. In English, this means that heat will be distributed evenly and your food will be juuuuust right.

This Dutch oven has a limited lifetime warranty, and comes with a tempered glass lid complete with a steam vent.Get it from the Tasty collection at Walmart for $27.88 (available in two colors)
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This Dutch oven has a limited lifetime warranty, and comes with a tempered glass lid complete with a steam vent.

Get it from the Tasty collection at Walmart for $27.88 (available in two colors)

23. A spiral-bound notebook to record all your travel dreams. Just be sure to print a boarding pass for it — you won't be able to go on adventures without this thing.

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Promising review: "This is a very nice journal! There are lots of pages to write notes on, draw in, or do whatever else you would like to use it for. Plus, this size is ideal to take with you while traveling!" —TrialBlazer

Get it from Amazon for $10.99 (available in three colors).

24. Chiffon hair scrunchies because it's time to throw out all your ratty, overstretched, these-actually-hurt-my-scalp ones.

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $10.
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Get a pack of six from Amazon for $10.

25. A vegan holographic highlighter that will give your face a fresh, dewy, slightly sparkly glow.

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Promising review: "I absolutely love this product! The color is super pretty and it smells good, too. It makes me feel like a mystical space princess." —HunnyDew

Get it from Sephora for $14+ (available in three colors).

26. Suede chelsea boots to put some pep in your step. Literally. These will give your feet a ~bolt~ of energy.

Get them from Teleport Shoes for $129 (available in sizes 5.5-10 and in five colors).
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Get them from Teleport Shoes for $129 (available in sizes 5.5-10 and in five colors).

27. A pizza cutter with a 'lil built-in finger and thumb guard so even the clumsiest among us can use it safely. This is the best way to cut calories, people — literally.

Get it from Walmart for $5.44.
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Get it from Walmart for $5.44.

28. Cruelty-free cream eye shadows for silky, shimmery, non-creasy lids (a whole 12 hours of 'em!).

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Repeat after me: no 👏 need 👏 to 👏 reapply 👏.

Promising review: "I have combo skin and super oily eyelids, so I was nervous that this shadow would crease on me. But I am SO happy happy with this — I went to work all day (8 hours) without using and primer, and there was NO creasing or settling! These colors are sheer but buildable, and they are so pretty for any occasion. LOVE!" —Adriana_M

Get them from Glossier for $18 (available in six shades).

29. A succulent planter trying to relocate from the land down under...straight into your home.

Get it from The Yarn Kitchen on Etsy for $21.60 (originally $24).
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Get it from The Yarn Kitchen on Etsy for $21.60 (originally $24).

30. A hangable dustpan and brush to keep in a convenient location. You know, for all the messes that you will inevitably make.

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Get it from Of a Kind $29 (available in three colors).

31. And some kitchen shears that are shear genius. Why? Don't get too excited, but they come with a BUILT-IN BOTTLE OPENER.

Get it from the Tasty Collection at Walmart for $5.97 (available in four colors).
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Get it from the Tasty Collection at Walmart for $5.97 (available in four colors).

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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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