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This Awesomely Nerdy Store Provides The Perfect Way To Show Off Your Nerd Pride

I am talking heat-changing Henry VIII mugs!!!

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Does your heart soar at the thought of literature puns and art history products? Because mine does. Example: For my birthday, I asked for this Van Gogh mug.

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"What did you get AnaMaria for her birthday!?" —my friends.

"Um, well, a mug. But that's what she wanted! I swear!" —my boyfriend.

But I have good news for nerds like me: The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild is like the best friend that just gets you.

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This Brooklyn-based company creates quirky products that your high school AP English teacher would have been genuinely happy to receive.

A few of my favorite products, below!

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1. A Ben Franklin experiment guaranteed to make tea drinkers rejoice. Finally, a mug not intended for coffee!

2. Magnetic finger puppets created four score and seven years ago. They'll really make your refrigerator pop [art].

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8. Freudian slippers you won't regret buying. But while id is a great investment, please note they don't do well with parents.

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These slippers will become very obsessed with your mother, to be specific.

Get it from Amazon for $24.95 or from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $24.95.

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9. Planet plates so cool, they're out of this world. It will finally be possible to have drops of Jupiter in your hands.

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Not your hair, but this is close.

Get a set of 11 plates from Amazon for $39.95 or from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $38.95.

10. A Shakespearean insult t-shirt adorned with classic lines such as, "you Banbury cheese" and "thou deboshed fish thou."

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Honestly, we can learn an insult or two from this guy.

Get it from Amazon for $10.69+ or from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $21.95 (available in sizes S-XXL).

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14. A heat-changing mug currently employed as a magician. Can make all of Henry VIII's wives disappear.

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Although, I guess it's possible his wives have just stepped out for the day? Maybe they went Boleyn.

Get it from Amazon for $13.95 or from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $13.95.

16. Ceramic bowls designed with the idea that mathematical proof is, in fact, in the pudding.

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Theorems by Euclid, Hippasus, Pythagoras, and Gauss are featured in these bowls. (I loathe math, but this is amazing.)

Get a set of four from Amazon for $29.95 or from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $29.95.

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