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1.A corkscrew wine opener that can easily open your favorite $7 bottle of red. It's even got a key foil cutter and a fancy pouch, which actually makes the perfect hostess gift (although you'll probably end up just keeping it for yourself).
2.A cruelty-free EcoTools set packed with five brushes you'll use on the daily: an angled foundation brush, a concealer brush, an eyeshadow brush, an angled liner brush, and a blush brush. All for less than $10? HALLE- and I cannot stress this enough — LUJAH.
3.A no-tie lacing system that is durable, adjustable, and conforms to your foot for a personalized feel. Raise your hand if your shoelace has ever come undone while walking from Point A to Point B, resulting in you falling flat on your face! With these laces, that'll no longer be a problem.
4.A heat-changing mug designed to transform from a black canvas and into your Alma Mater whenever you pour in a hot cup of caffeine. #HogwartsClassOf2012
5.A Seche Vite bundle because the manicure you painstakingly complete today should not be chipped by *insert frustrated sigh* tomorrow. This base and top coat duo work in harmony to protect your nail beds from stains while also promoting a shiny, longer-lasting mani.
6.A plant-based gel cream that works OT to tame the pesky flyaways that no amount of brushing can get rid of. The best part? This formula is non-greasy, completely transparent, and the mascara wand makes it super easy to apply.
7.An ice cream scoop with a truly solid design; the kind that can cut through even the most frozen of cookie dough Ben & Jerry's. It's also designed with purposeful grooves to prevent ice cream from getting stuck on the metal and the unique shape allows for you to easily ~scoop up~ any ice cream stuck toward the bottom/the corners of the carton.
8.Garnier Fructis one-minute hair masks available in six different formulas to tackle your specific hair concerns; avocado to smooth, banana to strengthen, coconut to nourish, goji berry to enhance color, and papaya for damage repair.
9.Flushable and biodegradable Booty wipes infused with vitamin e and aloe. If you're constantly traveling or having to access public restrooms in which not a single shred of TP can be found, be sure to stash a couple of these individually-packaged wipes in your purse. Thank me later.
10.An HSI thermal spray to protect your 'do from all that dreadful hot tool heat damage; the bleach in your hair was damaging enough, and it's therefore extra important to provide a protective barrier between strands of hair and straight contact with a 150° curling iron. Extra kudos go to this argan oil formula for working to prevent frizz, add shine, and give some lightweight hydration.
11.A universal adapter that works in a bunch of different countries, from New Zealand to Spain, ensuring that you'll be able to use everything from your straightening iron to your camera charger the second your butt hits that hotel bed. Have you ever landed in a foreign country, iPhone battery depleted, to realize that *nervous giggle* you've brought the wrong adapter? Because same.
12.A satin pillowcase that adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "beauty sleep". Sleeping on this gorgeous thing will reduce bedhead, extend your blowout, and prevent hair breakage — all while you're catching up on some much-needed shut-eye.
13.A cruelty-free Vivienne Sabó waterproof mascara that proves miracles do happen once in a while. What's that miracle, you ask? No 👏 more 👏 raccoon 👏 eyes 👏. This clump-free formula stays put through oil, sweat, and tears with no bleeding or smudging.
14.A copper tongue scraper you'll begin to use with both disgust and fascination because the amount of built-up dead cells and bacteria that will be visibly scraped off? It will be quite a lot.
15.A Rubbermaid food storage container capable of keeping produce fresh for a significantly longer amount of time. Get ready to save a ton of $$$ on groceries that tend to wilt away and die (I'm looking at you LETTUCE) within a mere five seconds after being placed in your fridge. Your life is actually about to change.
16.A bronze holder that simultaneously turns wine corks (over a 100 of 'em) into a work of art while also preventing them from cluttering your junk drawer, your dinging room table, and every other nook and cranny of your home.
17.A satin set you'll want to throw on before proceeding to pad through your very expensive villa, as you are now very rich (as evident by your very rich person loungewear).
18.A batter dispenser that will turn the mess of baking (READ: take a moment to picture all those cupcake mix droplets all over your kitchen counter) into a much easier process. Simply pour in the batter, squeeze the lever, and bam! All of your baking mixes — everything from pancake and brownie to to crepe and muffin — will have been dispensed in a pinch.
19.An adjustable blind cleaner because YES, you do have to clean those on occasion (the amount of dust that can accumulate there is *allergy cough* wild). This is also great for air conditioners and fans!
20.An Aesthetica contouring kit here to take their hand and lead them into the path of chiseled cheekbones. This vegan, cruelty-free, and hypoallergenic palette includes a handy how-to guide (pictures and charts included!) that helps this makeup technique seem 10000000x less intimidating.
21.Ankle socks that won't ever get lost or stolen by the hidden monsters lurking in your dryer. Just shout "Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!" and they'll definitely show up.
22.A lint remover capable of picking up every speck of dust, dirt, and *important* pet hair plastered onto your furniture. Get dressed, sit on your couch to drink your morning coffee, and leave the house with peace of mind knowing your outfit isn't covered with a layer of fur.
23.A knit cardigan you'll want to keep in your freezing cold office, where the AC seems to consider Antarctica to be weather paradise.
24.A no-frills, fragrance-free Cetaphil body cream because changing weather = changing skin. If you're in need of some serious moisture and hydration, this jar of ✨ magic ✨ will truly deliver.
25.A Wilton leveler that turns fancy baking into an easy peasy ordeal: Just use this tool to (evenly) slice through some devil's food, add in icing, and make a layered cake sandwich.
26.A luggage scale you'll purchase and treasure forever. Overweight baggage fees, which I know from personal experience/shame can cost upwards of $100, are not the fee you want to pay before embarking on an overseas adventure.
27.A NYX palette packed with six color correcting hues: green to combat redness, peach to cover up those pesky dark circles (see below), light and medium to make blemishes all but vanish, and purple and pink to brighten your overall complexion.
28.Pull-on knit jeggings that have the Hannah Montana seal of approval when it comes to the best of both worlds: these combine the comfort of your favorite leggings but the more ~put-together~ appearance you'd get from wearing your most trusty denim.
29.A Mario Badescu lip balm that will melt into your lips (think ~the Wicked Witch of the West meets water~) and leave behind a soft, non-sticky surface that won't trap any of your stray hairs.
30.Les Petits Macarons by Kathryn Gordon and Anne E. McBride, a lovely book that details how to make the perfect macaron in a variety of shells and fillings (which is no easy feat). There's even a troubleshooting guide toward the back to help fix any problems you encounter on your journey towards your at-home Ladurée.
31.A genius SockDock to FINALLY rid your life of that evil sock monster living in your dryer. This guarantees that every sock goes into the laundry room with a matching pair...and leaves the laundry room with its matching pair.
32.A high-waisted plaid mini skirt basically begging to be worn with over-the-knee boots and a black turtleneck top, with the result being something you'd see splashed across your favorite ~fall fashion inspo~ Pinterest board.
33.A stainless steel cleaner that will rid your large appliances (I'm looking at you, refrigerator) of all unsightly fingerprints and smudges. This blend of plant-based ingredients will even prevent future smudges from forming and — HALLELUJAH — won't leave behind any streaks.
34.A Stila liquid eyeliner with a formula worthy of the cult-like praise it gets: it dries quickly, lasts 25 hours a day, the thin tip makes application a summer breeze, and won't smudge or budge if you have oily lids.