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1.A stainless steel scraper you'll begin to use with both disgust and fascination because the amount of built-up dead cells and bacteria you'll see visibly sloughed off...will be quite a lot. Make like T-Swift and be sure to ~scrape it off~ to prevent bad breath.
2.A TheraBreath oral rinse that will have you looking up at the heavens, the word "thanks" on your lips. Why? Because this stuff will finally (according to over 4,000 reviewers) get rid of morning breath, Cady Heron, as well as keep your breath fresh for a much longer period of time. That's why.
3.Anti-bacterial cleaning tablets for retainers and dentures — because, yes, those need to be sanitized once in a while. Just drop a tablet into warm water, add in your retainer, leave it in for about 15 minutes, and BAM! A clean, fresh, odorless retainer (and whiter dentures) are yours for the taking.
4.Listerine tablets that work harder than Hades to keep onion breath at bay (...no small feat). These chewable tablets transform to a minty fresh liquid for a "just brushed" feeling that lasts up to four hours!
5.A vegan and fluoride-free Marvis mint toothpaste that prevents tooth decay while getting rid of plaque build-up and helps keep your breath fresh all 👏day 👏 long 👏. Tartar? We don't know her.
6.A toothpaste holder complete with a toothpaste squeezer to make sure you get every last minty drop of cleanliness trapped in that damn tube. (One reviewer even describes this as ingenious and TBH, he is not wrong.)
7.A lightweight, waterproof QUIP electric toothbrush designed with 1,200 soft bristles that are safe on sensitive gums, but hard on plaque build-up and bacteria.
8.Archtek chewable tablets for the frequent traveler who doesn't feel like dumping the entire contents of their luggage before heading through TSA. With this, just chew and brush — no liquid paste necessary for fresh breath on the go.
9.Individually-wrapped Moon teeth wipes formulated with cranberry fruit extract to quickly freshen breath and prevent stains from forming on your teeth: just stash one in your bag and give your pearly whites a swipe after you've downed coffee or a glass of red wine.
10.Individual DenTek floss picks you can stash in your bag to free your two front teeth from that giant hunk of trapped kale.
11.TheraBreath mandarin mint lozenges that use a combination of citrus, mint, zinc, and xylitol to combat dry mouth (which actually may lead to eventual tooth decay and smelly bacteria build-up). Repeat after me: the more you know.
12.A Hello toothpaste made with fresh mint, coconut oil, and activated charcoal to both freshen your breath AND whiten your teeth at the same darn time. Not all heroes wear capes, and this fluoride-free is proof.
13.Breath strips currently on trial for murder. What did they murder, you ask? Just 99% of the bad breath germs that had taken refuge in your mouth and refused to leave.
14.Sugar-free Dentyne gum made with antioxidants and an activating enzyme that breaks down bad breath and keeps it consistently minty fresh. Sure, you ate onions for lunch, but the the world (and your colleagues) will remain unaware.
15.Cool mint mini Colgate toothbrushes you can take with you on-the-go, that way stinky breath won't strike when you're in the middle of a road trip or on a turbulent plane for a million hours with no in-flight entertainment.