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    34 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

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    1. A very cool snake ring named Nagini. Just be very careful with it, because it may or may not be a Horcrux.

    2. Moisturizing lip care sticks that promise to repair, hydrate, and soften your pout. Everyone, let's give a collective "MUAH".

    3. A tote bag with some truly fantastic advice à la the Good Advice Cupcake. #dumphim2018

    4. A lightweight, handmade air planter so adorable, your new favorite animal will be an octopus. Aww, LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PLANT TENTACLES.

    5. Unicorn slippers for feet that absolutely do believe in magic! In a young girls heart! 🎶🎶🎶

    6. Enamel pins for anyone trying to find out where the wild things are. They're right there! On your cap! Or wherever else you want to display them!

    7. Velvet sloth sneakers you may want to purchase with caution. These slip-ons are known to inspire feelings of laziness...

    8. OR! Slip-on sneakers your feet will be begging to wear. They'll have no prob-llama with them at all.

    9. A Wes Anderson film guide complete with trivia, behind-the-scenes looks, and illustrations that any Anderson fan will adore.

    10. An old-fashioned typewriter-inspired pencil cup to house quill pens, colored pencils, peacock feathers, etc.

    11. A hand-poured candle for days when you need to be reminded that there's no place like home.

    12. A coffee mug perfect for all the coffee connoi-SAURS out there. And for tea drinkers, I guess.

    13. A velvet, open back sleeveless dress so inexpensive, you'll say, "okay, take my money — at least it's not a lot of it."

    14. An iPhone case for anyone who needs a cup of coffee in hand at all times. Whether illustrated or real, it doesn't matter.

    15. A bucket handbag you may want to be careful with. It can be a bit prickly. Still really adorable, though!

    16. A vegan and cruelty-free nail polish that'll turn your nails into rose gold disco balls. So sparkly! So pretty! So fun!

    17. A vitamin C serum made from konjac root, hyaluronic acid, and ferulic acid. Be prepared to kiss all your skin woes goodbye.

    18. An LED heart light, because why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can display it on your bedroom wall?

    19. Cotton leggings with a heartfelt message to all my haters AKA the people in the comments section. (JK but also not.)

    20. An R2-D2 toaster for anyone looking to give their whole wheat bread an upgrade of galactic proportions.

    21. A gorgeously illustrated book that chronicles 100 badass woman, all of whom changed the world as we know it.

    22. A portable hanging toiletry bag that — other than being completely practical — looks like it belongs in a museum?

    23. A stemless glass for storing the world's most potent love potions. And wine. Definitely can be used to store wine.

    24. A cream blush designed to give you that "oh, my cheeks are naturally flushed!" look.

    25. A mini lamp made from Himalayan salt rock, which helps eliminate allergens, pollen, and other icky air pollutions.

    26. A v-neck fit-to-flare dress you'll want to twirl around in the entire time you're wearing it.

    27. Earrings rumored to have inspired Ellie Goulding's song "Starry Eyed". It was originally called "Starry Eared", actually.

    28. A handmade oval rug featuring a bunch of beautiful colors that just might make you swoon.

    29. A travel fund box to help you save your change for that dream trip to the Maldives. Hey, every penny counts!!!

    30. Macaron-shaped storage boxes stolen directly from Ladurée Paris. Warning: these cannot be consumed.

    31. A little bow tie (!!!!!!!) for your good boy! Who is trying to look like a sophisticated boy now!

    32. A balloon pack begging to be purchased and photographed for the 'gram. The perfect photo opportunity beckons, young one.

    33. A striped one-piece with a low-cut back guaranteed to have you drooling. It's impossible not to!

    34. A microfiber duvet to transform your room into an art gallery. Plus, it's super soft and lightweight — meaning you'll never want to get out of bed.

    Me right now:

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