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    32 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    Including stackable espresso cups, a natural coconut-based body wash, black booties you'll wear for the entirety of fall, and more! Much more!

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    1. A coconut-based natural body wash that lathers beautifully, smells of crisp citrus and sea salt, and leaves your skin hydrated. It's also *takes deep breath* non-toxic, vegan, cruelty-free, and has no perfumes or dyes.

    2. A vintage-inspired lace dress you'll want to wear to your next "UGH MAN I should've replied NO on Facebook" function. Staring into the abyss > yet another birthday party.

    3. Stackable porcelain cups and saucers perfect for serving up some delicious espresso or Turkish coffee — with an added dose of refined elegance, obviously.

    4. A handheld fabric steamer to remove allllllll the wrinkles from that blouse you probably should've hung up (not that I'm judging you for throwing it into the depths of your dresser instead).

    5. A non-stick rolling pin worthy of a YouTube cooking show and some sort of million-dollar cookbook contract. This thing is the Gigi Hadid of baking supplies. G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S.

    6. A splurge-worthy matte lipstick with a creamy, pigmented formula sure to become your go-to pout color. Plus, it lasts forever and comes in a gorgeous array of shades!

    7. Cozy plush slippers to prove — once and for all — that unicorns freakin' exist. The proof is right there! On my feet! What do you mean they're fake!

    8. A peach- and cotton-infused finishing powder with a lightweight texture that won't look cake-y on your skin. NOW GOODBYE, excess sebum! Don't let the door hit ya on your way out!

    9. A sword-shaped 'Gratiator' cheese grater sure to ~brie~ your new favorite cooking tool. I mean, CHEESUS, what's not to love?

    10. A coconut oil moisturizer available in a spa-sized tub that you'll only need to repurchase about two or three times a year. And considering how affordable it is already? That's NOTHING.

    11. A lightweight v-neck sweater best accessorized with riding boots, crunchy leaves, and pumpkin spice. GIDDY UP, basic folks, because it's officially FALL.

    12. A lunch bag that could pass as some fancy designer tote. The difference? This could keep your food cold/warm for up to four hours. CAN YOUR DESIGNER BAG DO THAT?

    13. A stainless steel frothing pitcher to help you make cappuccinos that would give Starbucks a run for their billions.

    14. A ceramic hanging planter known for being a pretty lousy housemate. It never washes dishes and it's just plain lazy, but hey! At least it looks adorable!

    15. High-waisted ankle jeans made from a super stretchy denim. These things are so comfy, they're sure to give your leggings a run for their money.

    16. A candy kit filled with all kinds of unique, delicious Japanese snacks you probably haven't tried before. Expect everything from dried squid to chocolate strawberry pudding marshmallows.

    17. A hot pot trivet that is ~beary~ useful. This dishwasher-safe silicone mat will prevent boiling pots and pans from RUINING that Ikea kitchen table of yours!

    18. A powder dry shampoo to refresh your hair on those "eh, showering is for squares" mornings. It should also be noted that this cruelty-free concoction is free of baking soda, talc, and parabens.

    19. Plush joggers with a misleading name. These ridiculously cozy pants can stay safely planted on your legs, on your couch, in front of your latest Netflix binge.

    20. Block heel booties you'll want to enter a monogamous relationship with. What's the point of playing the field when you've got the perfect, wear-everywhere shoes right in front of you?

    21. A hand thrown stoneware teapot known for taking a very ~hands on~ approach to tea time.

    22. A hand cream you're sure to go bananas for. This ultra-moisturizing formula has shea butter and coconut oil, absorbs quickly, and leaves a freshly-baked banana bread scent.

    23. Non-slip fuzzy socks that are an essential part of my Saturday night plans. How about you? Got a hot date with any new mystery crime shows?

    24. Marbled eyeglasses your wallet may shed a tear or two over. These gorgeous frames cost $70 — quality lenses included.

    25. A spaghetti monster strainer that prefers hiding in closets or under your bed, but I guess you can keep it in the kitchen if you'd like...

    26. A back and body massage tool with a unique design that allows you to apply pressure on sore spots. That knot in your back that you wake up with every AM? Consider it gone.

    27. An electric dehumidifier ideal for rooms with a humidity level similar to that of a tropical rainforest. With this, you'll no longer wake up feeling like you took a shower in your sleep.

    28. A dark teal chenille sweater so cozy, it will completely justify you wearing it every darn day. Once you've had the best, there's no messing with the rest...

    29. A monster bash cookie kit to give your baking activities a much-needed dose of spooky. It IS almost October, after all.

    30. A comfortable bralette designed for dames who wear D cups. Your breast friends will feel like they're on a supportive cloud.

    31. A hand-poured soy candle to evoke memories of freshly-cut grass, concession stand treats, cool fall air, and overall confusion because you — like me — do not understand football. But still, GREAT MEMORIES!

    32. A wellness subscription box to inspire self-care. Every new moon, you'll get a package filled with intention-setting products, tools for mindfulness, plants, and more.

    Me: *owns 57 lipsticks / Also me: *adds lipstick from this post to my Sephora shopping cart*

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