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    34 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    Including llama sneakers, octopus planters, a typewriter-inspired pencil holder, and more! Much more!

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    1. A very cool snake ring named Nagini. Just be very careful with it, because it may or may not be a Horcrux.

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    Promising review: "I am absolutely in love with this ring! I get compliments on it daily. It's true to size, and I couldn't recommend it any more!" —Hannah Dellacroce

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in sizes 5-10).

    2. Moisturizing lip care sticks that promise to repair, hydrate, and soften your pout. Everyone, let's give a collective "MUAH".

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    The honey moisture stick is made with shea butter and manuka honey to nourish them, the rose blossom stick is made with camellia and rosehip oil to hydrate them while adding a sheer pink tint, and the mint stick is made with coconut and avocado oil to cool them.

    Promising review: "I got this in a beauty subscription bag a few months ago, and I've already scraped out every last piece of product. It's honestly the most moisturizing, angelic lip product I've ever tried. It leaves your lips perfectly kissable, even when it fades, it smells amazing, and it glides on like silk. Soooo worth the $10 splurge! You feel and see the difference between this and a cheaper lip balm." —C I

    Get it from Amazon for $10 (available in three flavors).

    3. A tote bag with some truly fantastic advice à la the Good Advice Cupcake. #dumphim2018

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    Get it from Shop BuzzFeed for $19.95 (originally $24.95).

    PSST!...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this.

    4. A lightweight, handmade air planter so adorable, your new favorite animal will be an octopus. Aww, LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PLANT TENTACLES.

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    Be sure to keep this planter near ~filtered~ sunlight (so in a bright bathroom), and soak it with water two or three times a week!

    Get it from Cindy Searles on Etsy for $23+.

    5. Unicorn slippers for feet that absolutely do believe in magic! In a young girls heart! 🎶🎶🎶

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    Promising review: "These are so fluffy and cute, and MUCH more well-constructed than I thought they'd be — especially given the low price! I definitely recommend these for the unicorn enthusiast in your life. Or if, you know, you just want to annoy your cat." —Love My Bunny!

    Get them from Amazon for $14.83 (originally $34.79; one size).

    6. Enamel pins for anyone trying to find out where the wild things are. They're right there! On your cap! Or wherever else you want to display them!

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    Promising review: "My son and I have been fans of Where the Wild Things Are since we were both four-years-old, so a mighty long time! These are beautifully made and a lifetime heirloom now!" —Angeles G.

    Get them from Amazon for $18.

    7. Velvet sloth sneakers you may want to purchase with caution. These slip-ons are known to inspire feelings of laziness...

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    Get them from Amazon for $30.05+ (available in sizes 5-11).

    8. OR! Slip-on sneakers your feet will be begging to wear. They'll have no prob-llama with them at all.

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    Get them from Soludos for $99 or Nordstrom for $98.95 (available in sizes 5-11).

    9. A Wes Anderson film guide complete with trivia, behind-the-scenes looks, and illustrations that any Anderson fan will adore.

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    **watches Moonrise Kingdom for the 50th time**

    Promising review: "I bought this for my boyfriend (we're both Wes Anderson fans) and this book is lovely! It's full of lush illustrations, lengthy interviews, soundtrack notes, and bits of interesting trivia (often in the captions). I absolutely adore it and so does the boyfriend! We've decided to watch every Wes Anderson film and short in chronological order while we make our way through this book." —Ashley

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    10. An old-fashioned typewriter-inspired pencil cup to house quill pens, colored pencils, peacock feathers, etc.

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    Promising review: "I'm a writer, and when I saw this, I knew I had to have it. It's a quality piece with attention to detail, it's larger than I thought it would be, and it's heavier, too. It holds all of my tools (pens, red pens, highlighter, scissors) nicely, and sits on my 1940's desk, next to my 1950's typewriter." —Bruce Delmont

    Get it from Amazon for $19.55.

    11. A hand-poured candle for days when you need to be reminded that there's no place like home.

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    These candles come in scents inspired by your home state, meaning you'll always have a piece of home with you.

    Get your state candle from Amazon for $29.95.

    PSST!...BuzzFeed makes money when you buy this.

    12. A coffee mug perfect for all the coffee connoi-SAURS out there. And for tea drinkers, I guess.

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    Promising review: "This is a great size; it holds almost two full cups of coffee! My brother-in-law uses this almost every day and he LOVES it. It was the perfect gift for him!" —Erinhall01

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    13. A velvet, open back sleeveless dress so inexpensive, you'll say, "okay, take my money — at least it's not a lot of it."

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    Get it from H&M for $7.99 (originally $12.99, available in sizes 2-16 and in four colors).

    14. An iPhone case for anyone who needs a cup of coffee in hand at all times. Whether illustrated or real, it doesn't matter.

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    This case is available for iPhones 4-X, iPod touch, and Galaxy S4-S8.

    Get it from Sagepizza on Society6 for $35.99.

    15. A bucket handbag you may want to be careful with. It can be a bit prickly. Still really adorable, though!

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    Promising review: "The little bag is perfect for me! The bag is overall well-made, and the sewn cacti are vibrant and so cute!" —summer storm labrado

    Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in eight colors).

    16. A vegan and cruelty-free nail polish that'll turn your nails into rose gold disco balls. So sparkly! So pretty! So fun!

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    Promising review: "This one of the prettiest nail polishes I've ever seen! It's the perfect rose gold shade and in the sunlight, you can really see the holo glitter. I get so many compliments when I wear this!" —M. Ward

    Get it from Amazon or ilnpbrand on Etsy for $10.

    17. A vitamin C serum made from konjac root, hyaluronic acid, and ferulic acid. Be prepared to kiss all your skin woes goodbye.

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    This vegan, cruelty-free, all-natural serum promises to brighten dull skin, reduce discoloration, and prevent breakouts.

    Promising review: "I just started using this, but I'm already blown away by the results. I had stubborn acne and texture issues that did not change for weeks — months for some places, years for others. No product I added or removed from my routine made a bit of difference. Enter Mad Hippie. In just DAYS, my skin has improved tremendously. My forehead (which was my trouble spot) is clear! I am mystified. Stubborn scars on my cheeks are lightening, as well." —T. Graves

    Get it from Amazon for $27.19.

    18. An LED heart light, because why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can display it on your bedroom wall?

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    Just add three AA batteries and — BAM! — these 40 warm lights will be an awesome touch.

    Promising review: "This is really cute! I put it in my front window, and it looks just darling at night! All my neighbors love it!" —Randy Allard

    Get it from Forever 21 for $12.90.

    19. Cotton leggings with a heartfelt message to all my haters AKA the people in the comments section. (JK but also not.)

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    Get them from Aerie for $20 (originally $29.95, available in sizes XXS-XXL and in two colors).

    20. An R2-D2 toaster for anyone looking to give their whole wheat bread an upgrade of galactic proportions.

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    This handy dandy toaster has two slots for toast, and lets you change the toasting level with an easy-to-adjust dial.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $34.90.

    21. A gorgeously illustrated book that chronicles 100 badass woman, all of whom changed the world as we know it.

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    Promising review: "This is full of beautiful artwork, featuring 100 rule-breaking, precedent-setting women. This delightful volume is not only the perfect coffee table accent (all the pretty pictures!), but it's also a brilliant and inspiring read. The depictions are stunning, and the write-ups that accompany each illustration are jammed with useful tidbits of information. Who knew a history lesson could be so much fun?" —eileen chai

    Get it from Amazon for $13.56.

    Psst, already own this book? Pre-order the sequel here!

    22. A portable hanging toiletry bag that — other than being completely practical — looks like it belongs in a museum?

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    Why is this toiletry bag more attractive than me?

    Promising review: "This looks super classy, it keeps things organized, and has a great hook that lets you hang this up. So glad I bought it!" —Sheryn Atkinson

    Get it from Amazon for $13.99 (available in 13 colors).

    23. A stemless glass for storing the world's most potent love potions. And wine. Definitely can be used to store wine.

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    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    24. A cream blush designed to give you that "oh, my cheeks are naturally flushed!" look.

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    This gel-like formula is hypoallergenic, fragrance-, paraben-, and cruelty-free! It's also infused with collagen to make your skin look plump and moisturized.

    Promising review: "This is the most beautiful blush ever! You will feel like a goddess wearing any of these shades, I'm not even joking! Each color looks absolutely stunning, the blush completely melts into your skin, and the color pay-off is to die for. You seriously won't regret buying this!" —Lydia

    Get it from Glossier for $18 (available in four shades).

    25. A mini lamp made from Himalayan salt rock, which helps eliminate allergens, pollen, and other icky air pollutions.

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    This lamp comes with a USB port, meaning you can power it through your laptop or wall phone charger!

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $24.

    26. A v-neck fit-to-flare dress you'll want to twirl around in the entire time you're wearing it.

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    Promising review: "I absolutely LOVE this dress. The quality of the material and the finish of the sewing is first-class, and it gives off a great hourglass shape." —Sweet Chi

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99+ (available in sizes S-3X and in five colors).

    27. Earrings rumored to have inspired Ellie Goulding's song "Starry Eyed". It was originally called "Starry Eared", actually.

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    Get them from Amazon for $9.99.

    28. A handmade oval rug featuring a bunch of beautiful colors that just might make you swoon.

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    Get it from Overstock for $71.19 (originally $99).

    29. A travel fund box to help you save your change for that dream trip to the Maldives. Hey, every penny counts!!!

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    Promising review: "This little travel fund box is exactly what I wanted to gift someone who dreams of traveling in the future. It is well-made and not too big; it could sit on a bookshelf or a mantle. I bought this along with a book on 100 must-see places in the world and it made a very nice gift!" —snav

    Get it from Amazon for $29.16.

    30. Macaron-shaped storage boxes stolen directly from Ladurée Paris. Warning: these cannot be consumed.

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    These nifty little things are perfect for storing and organizing jewelry, pills, etc. Plus, they just look really delicious.

    Promising review: "I just received these cute little boxes and am already in love with them! They're very thick and sturdy, but still easy enough to open. I'm very happy with them!" —Mary

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $6.50.

    31. A little bow tie (!!!!!!!) for your good boy! Who is trying to look like a sophisticated boy now!

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    Get it from ModCloth for $10.97 (originally $25, available in size small).

    32. A balloon pack begging to be purchased and photographed for the 'gram. The perfect photo opportunity beckons, young one.

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    Get it from Forever 21 for $3 (originally $5).

    33. A striped one-piece with a low-cut back guaranteed to have you drooling. It's impossible not to!

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    Get it from Ban.do for $65 (available in sizes XS-L).

    34. A microfiber duvet to transform your room into an art gallery. Plus, it's super soft and lightweight — meaning you'll never want to get out of bed.

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    Psst, this is machine-washable!

    Get it from Alyssa Hamilton Art on Society6 for $99.99 (available in sizes Twin-King).

    Me right now:

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    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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