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1.A L'Oréal two-step lipstick that guarantees no fading, no bleeding, no transfer, no need to reapply. How? One end contains color while the other contains a conditioning balm, designed to lock in color and prevent it from budging 👏 all 👏 day 👏 long 👏.
2.A two-quart Crock-Pot slow cooker capable of turning meal prep into something that is not difficult. This handy thing can make everything from golden lentil soup and mac and cheese to chocolate lava cake and french toast. (Look at you! Betty Crocker over here!)
3.A bottle of Mike's Hot Honey you’ll never leave home without. This all-natural honey, chili pepper, and vinegar mixture adds the perfect touch of spicy and sweet to any meal. Thought pizza was already perfect? Add some of this on a slice and prepare for your taste buds to explode.
4.A WetBrush designed with OmniFlex technology, which is just a fancy way of saying it conforms to your scalp to quickly and painlessly detangle your 'do. It slides through any kind of hair — whether super straight or curly — within mere minutes, thus saving you a ton of post-shower styling time AND it won't yank out what little hair you have.
5.A drawstring laundry bag so gorgeous, it'll totally distract guests from the mounds and mounds (and mounds and mounds) of dirty clothes you haven't gotten around to washing. When will it get done? Who knows! Who cares!
6.A lined notebook any llama lover would be overjoyed to receive. Will you want to keep this for yourself instead of giving it to a friend? It's very likely.
7.~Cherry blossom~ Harney & Sons green tea sachets flavored with cherry and housed in a gorgeous keepsake tin. Guess where I'll be storing all my future hair ties and bobby pins? RIGHT ALONG WITH MY TEA, folks.
8.Command adhesive hooks you can easily install on any surface. And even better? They're easy to take off, too. These nifty little things won't damage your walls!
9.A lightweight V-neck top made from a buttery soft material that’ll have you swooning every time you slip it on. Add some stripes, a red lip, and voila! Suddenly you’ve just come back from a trip to Paris, freshly-baked baguette in hand.
10.A Coty Airspun translucent powder to set your makeup for a flawless finish — and one that will actually last.. Like, all day long! This is the perfect dupe for high-end products that also come with a high-end price tag (AKA way too high for my budget).
11.Reusable ice cube stones keep your whiskey on the rocks (or whichever beverage of your choice) super cold without any water dilution, which traditionally happens when you dump ice cubes into your glass.
12.NYX epic liner if you're tired of your liquid liner fading before your second cup of coffee (#rude). This stuff seriously will not budge and won't transfer/ruin your shadow if you have oily lids.
13.A collapsible water bowl for our favorite canine companions. This food-grade, silicone item is perfect for when you're traveling with your good boy, but have 0 space in your backpack for a large water bowl.
14.A Garnier micellar water capable of drawing impurities from your skin like some kind of magical magnet. This stuff waves a permanent goodbye to all the remaining traces of foundation on your face.
15.A turntable perfect for the smaller items currently cluttering your fridge/cabinets. Use this Lazy Susan to organize everything from condiments to coffee creamers, and anything else that gets lost behind giant jugs of milk and bags of flour.
16.A gorgeous toothbrush holder (featuring *gasp* a rose gold bottom) capable of making your very old, probably-should-be-replaced toothbrush look like an actual work of art.
17.An Ecotools makeup brush cleaner because, YES, you need to deep clean your brushes. Those things are breeding grounds for bacteria! **sits with her nose up in the air, pretending to have super clean brushes at home**
18.A palm-sized Crystal deodorant stick that banishes BO + smelly bacteria to the ~pits~ of HECK (you can thank the mineral salt formula for that). It's also cruelty-free, aluminum-free, fragrance-free, and vegan, and won't leave any white marks on your black top.
19.A Milani eyeshadow palette packed with pigmented, neutral shades you can rock every darn day. Plus, it's super tiny and won't take up half your carry-on the next time you travel!
20.A vanity organizer because it is about time you found a permanent home for your kabuki brush, random hair ties, the occasional bobby pin, that concealer you haven't used in several months but don't want to throw away, tweezers, etc.
21.Shea Moisture African black soap (with a generous dose of shea butter, organic oats, and aloe) gentle enough for sensitive skin. This magic bar also fights hormonal acne, eczema, AND broken capillaries — without making your skin face feel super dry in the process.
22.A springform pan so that you, too, can eat one of those beautiful jiggly cheesecakes that the lovely people at BuzzFeed Tasty enjoy torturing me with via video.
23.A rotating pencil holder that will ~supply~ all of your office supplies with a permanent home. Never ask yourself "where the hell are the scissors?" ever again.
24.A NYX setting spray to finish off your complexion. Humidity, sweat, tears: it's all irrelevant when you've topped your foundation with this magic stuff, which works to mattify your makeup and prevent it from turning into a greasy mess.
25.Yes To facial wipes that will remove makeup, cleanse your skin, and leave you feeling extremely refreshed — all with one swipe! You'll want to thank the aloe and cucumber ingredients for that.
26.A six-hook hanger to store your excessive amount of handbags. Not a handbag person? FINE! Because this can also store belts, ties, scarves, tank tops, and whatever the HECK else you can think of.
27.A Neutrogena foaming scrub that is the skincare equivalent of a York Peppermint Patty — in other words, this stuff will make your face feel unbelievably minty fresh. You'll find yourself wondering how you managed to live without it.