We hope you love our recommendations! Some may have been sent as samples, but all were independently selected by our editors. Just FYI, BuzzFeed collects a share of sales and/or other compensation from the links on this page.
We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.
1. An embellished maxi dress Cinderella should have worn in lieu of that blue gown. Just my opinion.
2. A tank top that's the fashion equivalent of a mullet: conservative in the front, party in the back.
3. Vegan velvet flats embellished with crystals stolen from Queen Elizabeth II herself. (Keep that on the down low.)
4. Statement earrings that are hypoallergenic and nickel-free AKA they won't irritate your defenseless 'lil earlobes.
5. A not-basic-but-can-still-be-worn-everyday top. Hello, mesh and floral applique detailing.
6. Sheer tights to fool people into thinking that you've turned your legs into a living, breathing watercolor painting.
7. A tambourine-shaped faux leather bag designed to hold all your essentials. Cell phone, loose change, gum wrappers, etc.
8. An embellished knit tee so gorgeous, it'll make your heart skip a bead. Maybe two, depending on your mood.
9. A mock neck mini dress known to leave wearers feeling starry-eyed. It does feature the North Star, after all.
10. Exfoliating sugar cubes made from shea butter and aloe. They get rid of dead skin while still keeping you moisturized.
11. A mesh and cotton ribbed top not intended for people with a drooling problem. This'll make your symptoms worse.
12. Ankle socks for feet that dream of becoming gardens. This is a start! Let them dream their dream!
13. An underwire bra that'll put allllll your other undergarments to shame. I'm sorry, old bra, but it's the truth.
14. A stretchy cami-and-bra hybrid (a "brami") available in 27 gorgeous colors. Unfortunately, you'll want 'em all.
15. A chain climber set for earlobes that want to be bold. They want to have some fun! They want to take some risks!
16. A silky faux wrap mini skirt everyone will be sure to compliment, whether friend or faux.
17. A necklace that loves writing poetry and reading Jane Austen. It's very deep. It has lots of layers.
18. A floral sports bra your breast friends will thank you for. This'll make 'em feel both comfy and supported.
19. A lace-up swimsuit to buy in preparation for the warmer months ahead. Sorry Elsa, but I hate the cold.
20. A lace top that'll provide your wardrobe with an eternity of happiness. Your closet needs some romance too, you know.
21. A retro-inspired sweater tee for anyone who wishes fall lasted all year long. Why? This color is called PUMPKIN PATCH.
22. A midi dress with an asymmetrical hem you can dress up with heels or down with a cool leather jacket.
23. Suede oxford shoes you'll want to wear 24/7. It's those subtle studs and heart etchings, amirite?
24. A military-inspired blazer you can throw on over any old outfit for an instant, polished update. Easy, breezy, beautiful.
25. A lightweight cotton tank for backs that don't mind being a 'lil exposed.
Me looking at all of these things like:
