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1. Socks that say "Yes, I want fries — AND a shake."
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2. Socks that make Shark Week every week.
*hums theme song to Jaws*
Get this pair from Forever 21 $6.
3. Socks that provide the perfect Monday morning accessory.
Get this pair from Nylon Shop for $12.
4. Einstein socks that are "relatively" cool.
That's a science joke. Please tell me you get it.
Get this pair from The Sock Drawer for $12.
6. Slipper socks that are lined with faux fur for maximum warmness.
7. Socks that understand how you feel 24/7.
Please look at that passive aggressive smile.
Get this pair from Forever21 for $1.90.
10. Socks that will "Slyther-in" to your shopping cart.
I'm sorry but I couldn't resist the pun.
Get this pair from ThinkGeek for $9.99.
12. Slouchy tie-dye socks that basically say "tubular."
Get this pair from Urban Outfitters for $18.
13. Socks that show off your handsome one true love.
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17. Socks that have both glitter *and* unicorns.
SOLD to every reader who sees these.
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18. Socks that depict a pug wearing a bow.
No further explanation necessary.
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19. Sailor Moon socks that help you save the world from forces of evil.
Get this pack from ThinkGeek for $19.99.
20. Over-the-knee socks that are basically pants, right?
Get this pair from Urban Outfitters for $16.
21. Ankle socks that show your response to a story you weren't paying attention to.
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22. Fuzzy socks with a good life motto.
Get this pair from Life is Good for $10.
23. Socks for every makeup addict out there.
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24. Socks that are perfect for people with smelly feet.
These scented bad boys smell like cupcakes.
Get this pair from Little MissMatched for $9.33.
25. Socks that prevent water from getting into your boots on rainy days.
Get this pair from Nordstrom Rack for $24.97.
30. Socks that urge you to take a chill pill.
Get this pair from Shop BuzzFeed for $12.
You tell 'em Dobby.
