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1. Socks that say "Yes, I want fries — AND a shake."

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2. Socks that make Shark Week every week.

*hums theme song to Jaws*
Get this pair from Forever 21 $6.
3. Socks that provide the perfect Monday morning accessory.

Get this pair from Nylon Shop for $12.
4. Einstein socks that are "relatively" cool.

That's a science joke. Please tell me you get it.
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5. Socks that show pugs riding unicorns, as they often do.

6. Slipper socks that are lined with faux fur for maximum warmness.

7. Socks that understand how you feel 24/7.

Please look at that passive aggressive smile.
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8. Polka dot ankle socks with a hint of lace...because why not?

9. Pretzel socks that also have (very hot) dogs on them.

10. Socks that will "Slyther-in" to your shopping cart.

I'm sorry but I couldn't resist the pun.
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12. Slouchy tie-dye socks that basically say "tubular."

Get this pair from Urban Outfitters for $18.
13. Socks that show off your handsome one true love.

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14. Socks that show anything is possible if you just believe.

15. Minion socks because, you know, you're one in a minion.

16. Colorblock socks that scream, "I'm cozy! Buy me!"

17. Socks that have both glitter *and* unicorns.

SOLD to every reader who sees these.
Get this pair from Topshop for $6.
18. Socks that depict a pug wearing a bow.

No further explanation necessary.
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19. Sailor Moon socks that help you save the world from forces of evil.

Get this pack from ThinkGeek for $19.99.
20. Over-the-knee socks that are basically pants, right?

Get this pair from Urban Outfitters for $16.
21. Ankle socks that show your response to a story you weren't paying attention to.

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22. Fuzzy socks with a good life motto.
Get this pair from Life is Good for $10.
23. Socks for every makeup addict out there.

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24. Socks that are perfect for people with smelly feet.

These scented bad boys smell like cupcakes.
Get this pair from Little MissMatched for $9.33.
25. Socks that prevent water from getting into your boots on rainy days.

Get this pair from Nordstrom Rack for $24.97.
27. A sock set featuring Frida Kahlo, Diego Rivera, and Leon Trotsky
29. Fuzzy socks that will make you wanna catch 'em (or buy 'em) all.

30. Socks that urge you to take a chill pill.

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31. Socks that ensure 10 points for Gryffindor!

You tell 'em Dobby.
