1. A scoop-back one-piece guaranteed to have you slow-running toward the beach, Baywatch-style.
Promising review: "I LOVE THIS SWIMSUIT!!! I have never felt so confident in a swimsuit in my life. This is the perfect style and doesn't show too much cleavage, but has a sexy, low back." —Savannah B
Get it from Amazon for $25.99 (available in sizes S-XXL and six colors).
2. A fidget spinner your little cousin will ask to use. What will your response be? "No, you cannot."
3. Foam sponges that'll blend your makeup to perfection WITHOUT breaking the bank. Hallelujah.
4. A vitamin E–rich primer with a sheer tint to blur imperfections and minimize pores.
5. A casual mini dress designed with the idea of "summer staple" in mind. You'll be wearing this alllll summer long.
6. Seamless hipster briefs that ~seam~ like the comfiest butt prisons in the world.
7. Gold and silver waist belts guaranteed to ~leaf~ your outfit looking even trendier than it already does.
Promising review: "These belts are fantastic. They stretch well and fit comfortably. They look exactly like the pic and I feel that they are a great price. You get both the gold and the silver belts. I originally got the belts for a jumpsuit, but I also use them with a lot of my outfits. I have gotten more than a few compliments on them and would buy them and recommend them again." —Kat W.
Get a set of two from Amazon for $13.99.
8. Cat-eye sunglasses so gorgeous you'll actually take good care of them. They are just ~purrrfect~ for any outfit.
9. A travel kit for any accident-prone person who should have first aid products with them. At all times. 24/7.
10. A cold brew maker for people who are sick of getting their names misspelled. You can make your own delicious coffee, dammit!
11. A waterproof mascara that'll have people asking, "Are those your real lashes?"
12. Cool blend briefs perfect for runs, kickboxing classes, and long Netflix binges. Just exercising in general.
13. An overflow drain cover for a "deeper, warmer bath." Now excuse me while I run to Lush and buy 17 bath bombs.
14. A waterproof gel pencil known to make wings so powerful, you might fly away. You've been warned.
15. A dog and cat brush that lets you get rid of up to 90% of their shedding fur. Take that, you little hairballs!
16. A choker set your middle school self would have loved. Do you know how many Claire's trips this pack would've saved?!
17. Blotting papers designed to get rid of excess oil. Your T-zone doesn't even know what's coming.
18. A pretty romper you'll want to wear all summer long. Understandable.
19. Silicone travel bottles that let you carry all your favorite products without taking up a ton of space.
20. A swimwear cover-up available in beautiful, vibrant patterns guaranteed to make you stand out.
21. A matte foundation that will make your face look flawless, especially if you have oily skin.
22. A water repellent spray for your windshield, designed to improve visibility when it's raining outside.
23. Food picks that'll change your "playing with your food" policy. You absolutely should play with your food.
24. A scalp massager to help relax your muscles, reduce stress, and improve circulation.
25. Tacosaurus socks that you'll want to wear constantly. Why? Nothing in your sock drawer can tricera~tops~ them.
26. A Maybelline Age Rewind concealer ready to cover dark circles, blemishes, and scars.
27. An Apple Watch display made of silicone, meaning it'll charge your device without scratching any surfaces.
28. A no-sebum primer designed to soften lines and blur imperfections — without making your face look oily.
29. A lace romper that'll make your entire closet weep with jealousy. Why? You won't want to wear anything else.
30. A shoelace system that turns any sneaker into a slip-on. No more tying and untying!
31. Activated charcoal toothpaste designed to whiten and brighten your smile.
32. Hipster underwear so comfortable, you'll probably buy 70 packs at a time. Understandable.
33. A black mascara that'll lengthen, curl, and separate your lashes.
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