1. A scoop-back one-piece guaranteed to have you slow-running toward the beach, Baywatch-style.
2. A fidget spinner your little cousin will ask to use. What will your response be? "No, you cannot."
3. Foam sponges that'll blend your makeup to perfection WITHOUT breaking the bank. Hallelujah.
4. A vitamin E–rich primer with a sheer tint to blur imperfections and minimize pores.
5. A casual mini dress designed with the idea of "summer staple" in mind. You'll be wearing this alllll summer long.
6. Seamless hipster briefs that ~seam~ like the comfiest butt prisons in the world.
7. Gold and silver waist belts guaranteed to ~leaf~ your outfit looking even trendier than it already does.
Promising review: "These belts are fantastic. They stretch well and fit comfortably. They look exactly like the pic and I feel that they are a great price. You get both the gold and the silver belts. I originally got the belts for a jumpsuit, but I also use them with a lot of my outfits. I have gotten more than a few compliments on them and would buy them and recommend them again." —Kat W.
Get a set of two from Amazon for $13.99.