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23 Witchy AF Products You'll Want To Buy ASAP

You are in for a treat.

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1. A sweater and t-shirt designed exclusively for the fourth Sanderson sister.

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"I AM CALM!" —me to my credit card, after I decide to buy 70 pieces of Hocus Pocus clothing.

Get them from Amazon for $24.99+ (white sweater, available in two colors), $19.99+ (grey tee, available in two colors), and $24.99+ (grey sweater, available in two colors).

2. A composition notebook perfect for recording new charms and spells.

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This notebook includes a page with astrological dates and runes, plus contains gorgeous illustrations for anyone inclined to doodling.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

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3. An art print made for any lazy Cromwell who doesn't feel like opening the portal. This brings Halloweentown to your home.

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"From the mortal world depart we now..."

Get it from Awolkatie on Society6 for $35 (also available in a tapestry, tote bag, throw pillow, and blanket).

4. A bookmark with an unfortunate backstory: a book dropped on it. Its sister is now looking to sue the publishing company.

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"I'll get you HarperCollins! And your little imprints, too!"

Get it from Amazon Handmade for $22 or from kiranichols on Etsy for $22.

6. A Myrtle Snow phone case to protect your Apple device with the same ferocity as it would the coven.

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Myrtle Snow = the true hero of American Horror Story: Coven.

Agree? Disagree?

Get it from Robert Red ART on Society6 for $28 (available in 24 other formats, including throw pillows, t-shirts, clocks, and more).

7. Marie Laveau-inspired candles designed to help remedy common problems, such as jinxes and confusion.

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I visited the Hex: Old School Witchery shop when I went to New Orleans, and I fell in love. Coolest place EVER + they have their flagship location in Salem.

Get a candle from Hex: Old School Witchery for $16.99.

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8. A canvas-like pouch perfect for storing all your ~witchy~ possessions. Concealer! Mascara! Dead man's toe!

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Can you tell I've watched Hocus Pocus many, many times?

Get it from Amazon for $15+ (available in three different sizes).

11. A pocket-sized journal that enjoys karaoke. It almost always chooses to sing, "I Put a Spell on You."

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14. A gorgeously illustrated comic book about Willow Rosenburg, the coolest witch in the Buffyverse.

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For anyone who thinks that seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't enough, "Willow: Wonderland" is here for you!

Get it from Amazon for $10.78.

15. A handmade soap bar that comes with a witch hat. Flying broomstick unfortunately not included.

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This soap smells good enough to eat (envision peach, apricot, and blackberry, plus a touch of mandarin, cinnamon, rose, and woodsy musk). However, it is NOT edible.

Get it from svsoaps on Etsy for $9.

16. The Witches by Roald Dahl, a book about a boy who meets the Grand High Witch herself — and lives to tell the tale.

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"You are in for a treat." —Anjelica Huston in the 1990 movie adaptation, referencing the original book.

Get it from Amazon for $7.99+.

17. An eyeshadow palette that will make all your admirers sing, "She's Got Marnie Cromwell Eyes."

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A new spin on the Kim Carnes song about Bette Davis.

Get it from Storybook Cosmetics for $52 (available for pre-oder, will be released May 20).

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18. A gorgeous wall tapestry guaranteed to transform your room into a spellbinding space of coziness, plus predict your future.

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*looks into crystal ball* *shows me cuddling with seven puppies and two cats*

Get it from Amazon for $38.70.

21. A tank and tee that let you show off your coven spirit with pride, because magic is not just a bunch of hocus pocus.

22. A phone case I shouldn't recommend. I've heard it bewitches owners to scroll through Instagram for hours...

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...even if you have a million other things to do!

Imagine wasting hours of your life on social media? The horror.

Get it from Valfre for $38 or Nylon Shop for $38 (also available as a journal for $20).

23. And finally, Sabrina: The Animated Series on DVD. The best cartoon of our time. Not an opinion, but a fact.

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I used to think that cartoon Sabrina and Sharon Spitz from Braceface were the SAME person.

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

***Look at the picture below Grandma Aggie if you don't remember Sharon from Braceface. That will surely jog your memory.

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