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23 Witchy AF Products You'll Want To Buy ASAP

You are in for a treat.

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1. A sweater and t-shirt designed exclusively for the fourth Sanderson sister.,

"I AM CALM!" —me to my credit card, after I decide to buy 70 pieces of Hocus Pocus clothing.

Get them from Amazon for $24.99+ (white sweater, available in two colors), $19.99+ (grey tee, available in two colors), and $24.99+ (grey sweater, available in two colors).

2. A composition notebook perfect for recording new charms and spells.

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This notebook includes a page with astrological dates and runes, plus contains gorgeous illustrations for anyone inclined to doodling.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.


3. An art print made for any lazy Cromwell who doesn't feel like opening the portal. This brings Halloweentown to your home.

"From the mortal world depart we now..."

Get it from Awolkatie on Society6 for $35 (also available in a tapestry, tote bag, throw pillow, and blanket).

4. A bookmark with an unfortunate backstory: a book dropped on it. Its sister is now looking to sue the publishing company.

"I'll get you HarperCollins! And your little imprints, too!"

Get it from Amazon Handmade for $22 or from kiranichols on Etsy for $22.

6. A Myrtle Snow phone case to protect your Apple device with the same ferocity as it would the coven.

Myrtle Snow = the true hero of American Horror Story: Coven.

Agree? Disagree?

Get it from Robert Red ART on Society6 for $28 (available in 24 other formats, including throw pillows, t-shirts, clocks, and more).

7. Marie Laveau-inspired candles designed to help remedy common problems, such as jinxes and confusion.

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I visited the Hex: Old School Witchery shop when I went to New Orleans, and I fell in love. Coolest place EVER + they have their flagship location in Salem.

Get a candle from Hex: Old School Witchery for $16.99.


8. A canvas-like pouch perfect for storing all your ~witchy~ possessions. Concealer! Mascara! Dead man's toe!

Can you tell I've watched Hocus Pocus many, many times?

Get it from Amazon for $15+ (available in three different sizes).

11. A pocket-sized journal that enjoys karaoke. It almost always chooses to sing, "I Put a Spell on You."


14. A gorgeously illustrated comic book about Willow Rosenburg, the coolest witch in the Buffyverse.

For anyone who thinks that seven seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer wasn't enough, "Willow: Wonderland" is here for you!

Get it from Amazon for $10.78.

15. A handmade soap bar that comes with a witch hat. Flying broomstick unfortunately not included.

This soap smells good enough to eat (envision peach, apricot, and blackberry, plus a touch of mandarin, cinnamon, rose, and woodsy musk). However, it is NOT edible.

Get it from svsoaps on Etsy for $9.

16. The Witches by Roald Dahl, a book about a boy who meets the Grand High Witch herself — and lives to tell the tale.

"You are in for a treat." —Anjelica Huston in the 1990 movie adaptation, referencing the original book.

Get it from Amazon for $7.99+.

17. An eyeshadow palette that will make all your admirers sing, "She's Got Marnie Cromwell Eyes."

A new spin on the Kim Carnes song about Bette Davis.

Get it from Storybook Cosmetics for $52 (available for pre-oder, will be released May 20).


18. A gorgeous wall tapestry guaranteed to transform your room into a spellbinding space of coziness, plus predict your future.

*looks into crystal ball* *shows me cuddling with seven puppies and two cats*

Get it from Amazon for $38.70.

21. A tank and tee that let you show off your coven spirit with pride, because magic is not just a bunch of hocus pocus.

22. A phone case I shouldn't recommend. I've heard it bewitches owners to scroll through Instagram for hours...

...even if you have a million other things to do!

Imagine wasting hours of your life on social media? The horror.

Get it from Valfre for $38 or Nylon Shop for $38 (also available as a journal for $20).

23. And finally, Sabrina: The Animated Series on DVD. The best cartoon of our time. Not an opinion, but a fact.

I used to think that cartoon Sabrina and Sharon Spitz from Braceface were the SAME person.

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

***Look at the picture below Grandma Aggie if you don't remember Sharon from Braceface. That will surely jog your memory.

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