Unless otherwise specified, all sizes in this post are listed in women's.
1. A button-up shirtdress best described as swanky. I loathe the term "boss babe" but scientific research shows that wearing the below increases your chances of becoming CEO of a major Fortune 500 company by *counts on fingers* 1 million percent.
2. A two-piece set you'll dub "vacation brunch attire," aka an outfit you'll want to wear for vacation mimosas. Slipping on this cropped top and flowy skirt has a 100% effectiveness rate at getting you no less than one million compliments.
3. A sleeveless wrap jumpsuit that doesn't have a favorite season. In fact, it loves to be worn throughout all of 'em: whilst stepping on crunchy fall leaves, to holiday parties paired with slingback heels, during romantic spring picnics in the park, and to summer weddings when the weather is best described as "hotter than Hades."
4. A pair of high-waisted, ripped boyfriend jeans if you're looking to break up with the skinny denim silhouette that has monopolized fashion since — *checks Tumblr page for clarity* — the premiere of Twilight.
5. A bodycon button-up I can already picture myself wearing on a slightly humid summer morning in which I've already committed to plans and don't want to cancel, despite the high temps.
6. A high-waisted faux leather wrap skirt for a wardrobe staple that's great for team meetings, happy hours, and pretty much everything else in between. Now repeat after me: chic. Just add a basic top and you're good to jet.
7. A vintage-inspired dress I recommend buying as a birthday gift from yourself, to yourself — even if your birthday isn't for another nine months, there is no time like the ~present~.
8. A seamless set reviewers swear is comparable to pricier brands. And aside from the fact that the leggings are squat-proof and rest firmly on your waist during cardio, let's acknowledge the real winner-winner chicken dinner here: a one-shoulder top that looks unbelievably stylish for hiking photos.
9. A pair of mid-rise patchwork pants to convince you that time travel is real — because these have clearly walked off the set of a '90s music video and straight into your Amazon shopping cart.
10. A round neck midi with intricate chain detailing that positively screams, "I spent a ton of dollars on this stunning dress." The actual cost is a smidge more affordable. Hallelujah.
11. High-waisted leggings guaranteed to make you feel ~trendier than thou~ strutting to your usual dinner spot. Pair these with any simple top to make it look as if you didn't snooze through your alarm this morning.
12. An off-shoulder maxi dress ideal for weddings in which you are a guest or a core member of the bridal party. There are also several hues available, aka you'll be able to easily stick to the color scheme.
13. A satin midi skirt voted "most likely to be worn by royalty." A delicious silky gold fabric coupled with a mid-thigh slit? I'm salivating. This is basically champagne and caviar converted into clothing form.
14. A bodycon mini with a strappy back and two massive perks: not only does it look like a guaranteed 400,000 followers on Instagram (you blogger you), but the adjustable ties allow you to customize your perfect fit. No trip to the seamstress required.
15. A square-neck maxi if your TikTok algorithm is of the cottagecore variety. Do I live in an overcrowded, polluted city? Yes. But when wearing this? Mentally, I'll be baking fresh bread and playing with goats, pigs, chickens, etcetera.
16. A long-sleeved off-shoulder top with so many 'fit possibilities that my head is spinning. Rest assured that regardless of whether you wear this with jeans or a bodycon skirt, this loose-fitting bébé is comfy, comfy, comfy, and did we mention, comfy?
17. A tie-front midi finer than any vino you'll be consuming during a multi-course dinner. This outfit *is* the bread and butter, okay!?
18. A tailored pinstripe trench that can be draped over a tee and et voila, you've got yourself the kind of outfit that any blogger would be posting an #ootd in.
19. A textured compression dress for a humidity-approved upgrade to your favorite leggings. This athleisure LBD is comfy and stylish thanks to snazzy cutouts and a flared hem.
20. A spaghetti strap cami likely the muse behind Rihanna crooning "where have you been all my life." If you've thrown your entire wardrobe onto the ground in pursuit of a decent top, this bb is here to save the day because, at long last, a perfectly versatile dressy top is now yours.
21. A sleeved bodycon featuring drawstring ruching on each side, meaning that the length of this dress is — gird your loins — completely adjustable. Attempt to contain your excitement until you reach the end of this post, please.
22. A mini dress exuding "Renaissance fair but for daily life" and I sincerely mean that as a compliment.
23. A supportive underwire bodysuit capable of making the word ~delectable~ come immediately to mind. Essentially, an addition like this to your wardrobe has the same energy as popping champagne or munching on caviar.
24. A puff sleeve midi doing Kermit a disservice, i.e. this proves that it is easy being green. Wear this dress with anything — from flip-flops to stilettos — and rest assured you'll look put-together in seconds.
25. An off-the-shoulder midi with puffed sleeves and a smocked bust for frolicking through vineyards in an ethereal "I was a fairy in a past life" kind of way. This is an easy one-and-done outfit that requires less effort than matching a top to your favorite leggings. Plus, the breezy material will feel lovely against your skin.
26. A draped wrap skirt you'll find yourself gravitating toward for any occasion. It all lies in the power of shoe choice: Pair this with heels for tasting course dinners or with sneakers for that ~aesthetic~ coffee shop you found on Instagram.
27. A spaghetti-strap midi I encourage you to purchase *now* because raise your hand if you've had a wedding for which you've spent a Saturday morning desperately searching every mall store for something to wear. Save yourself the headache and heartache and get this in advance.
28. A bustier crop top designed with boning for support (*cough* no bra required here), adjustable straps, and a whisper of stretch, so that the below feels as if it were tailored to your exact measurements.
29. A tulle ruffle-shoulder bodysuit I'm going to wear while listening to "Material Girl" by Madonna on a loop. This is fancy-schmancy on a ramen budget; just the way I like/sort of need it.
30. An elegant split-hem midi that may ruin the best part of the wedding you're at: cocktail hour. Eating calamari will be consistently interrupted by the dozens of compliments you'll have to accept.
31. An off-shoulder blouse featuring a wrap waist and voluminous sleeves for the party top of your dreams. Purchase this now with the mindset that you'll be wearing it to every single semi-fancy dinner date henceforth.
32. A black strapless bustier that'll zhuzh up the pair of high-waisted jeans you wear *checks Instagram grid* pretty much every single time your boot passes the threshold of your front door.
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