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    Jun 26, 2018

    32 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    A wiener dog corkscrew, witch hazel facial mists, the perfect pair of denim shorts, and more! Much more!

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    1. A clay face mask perfect for anyone with oily, blemish-prone skin: this formula contains tea tree oil to absorb excess sebum, remove impurities, and sooth redness.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is a miracle product. I have always had issues with acne/hormonal breakouts, and it looks like alien beings are trying to give birth to their offspring via my pores. I'm so used to nothing working (other than diet and charcoal soap - no dairy, no sugar) to keeping my face 80% clear that when I tried this, I couldn't believe how wonderful my face felt and how glowy my complexion was after just two weeks of using this mask, twice a week. I've also been using this as an overnight spot treatment, and it really helps improve whatever blemish I put it on." —Jerake

    Get it from Amazon for $13.62.

    2. A travel journal complete with 70 travel-related, write-it-in-a-list prompts like "Things I do while traveling but not at home" and "Festivals, parades, and carnivals I hope to experience."

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    Promising review: "My husband and I started filling this out on our last road trip, and we thoroughly enjoyed the memories and conversations sparked by the lists in the book. Would definitely recommend this to anyone!" —Lobarranch

    Get it from Amazon for $10.32.

    3. Vegan leather slingback sandals that will always have your ~back~ this summer. You'll be able to wear these shoes with any outfit, any time.

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    Promising review: "I'm a huge fan of the Billabong brand and especially love these sandals! They're super cute and comfortable, and I love how there's no buckle on them — I can just slip them on and go! Plus, they fit true to size." —Aurora

    Get them from Amazon for $20.05+ (available in sizes 6-10 and in six colors).

    4. A Bob Ross heat-changing mug that — when you pour hot coffee (or tea) inside — changes to reveal a beautiful painting. A happy accident, if you will.

    amazon.com

    Just an FYI that this mug is NOT dishwasher-safe. Be sure to hand wash it!

    Promising review: "My brother bought this for me for my birthday. It's Bob Ross, and the painting fills in with the hot water! What's not to love?" —Renea McKenzie

    Get it from Amazon for $15.95.

    5. Reusable stainless steel straws probably used by Captain Planet himself. Plastic straws = so bad for the environment.

    amazon.com

    This pack comes with four straight and four bent straws, as well as two cleaning brushes. PLUS! These BPA-free beauties can be stuck in the dishwasher. Hooray!

    Promising review: "I love these straws! They are plenty long enough for any of my tumblers, the bent straws bend at a perfect angle, and the straight straws are equally as great. They have no nasty plastic or dish detergent taste or feeling, either. Don't hesitate to get these!" —Bekka

    Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $6.99.

    6. A gorgeous, hardcover copy of Percy Jackson's Greek Gods because you know what? I don't care if this is for children! IT IS BOTH FUNNY AND EDUCATIONAL.

    amazon.com

    I recently read this book with my youngest sister (who, in case you were wondering, is nine-years-old) and it's great! The Greek gods are so interesting by themselves, and the author does a really great job at adding a punch of humor to the mix.

    Promising review: "This is an absolutely wonderful and riveting book. Many well-known and more obscure Greek myths are told using the sarcastic humor of Percy, who adds his own obvious and often ridiculous contributions to the myths. I recommend this book as an excellent reference to Greek Mythology for both juveniles and adults who appreciate tales being told in a lively rather than dry style." —Melissa A. Simmons

    Get it from Amazon for $14.24.

    7. A corkscrew in the shape of a wiener dog. Need I say more? This is the perfect gift for dachshund owners and wine lovers, honestly.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "For the dog and wine lover in your life: this is a multi-function opener that is cute enough that our friends remarked, 'oh... I LOVE that!' when we pulled it out to open a bottle. It also acts as a functional pun: the weiner-winer opener." —Mark J. Fowler

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    8. "Build your own" yoga pants you can customize exactly to your liking. You get to choose the rise, length, and fit type!

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    For example, I would choose the 7/8 crop length, cross waist, tight bottom, and short length option. But if you prefer bootcut yoga pants with a high-waist? You can do that, too! The options are endless.

    Promising review: "These pants are amazing! I wore them all day two times without ever having to pull them up or adjust them — they were simply comfortable and stayed in place all day long. They are nice and soft, but also thick enough that they don't feel revealing. And there's not even a hint of camel toe! Overall, these are pretty much perfect!" –Kate James

    Get them from Amazon for $55+ (available in sizes XS-3X).

    9. A battery-powered clock perfect for anyone trying to pay homage to Lil John. Just be careful with where you place it on your wall. It likes to get low.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29.

    10. A racerback maxi dress for an easy, breezy, beautiful outfit you'll want to wear allllllllll summer long. Seriously. You'll wear this every single day.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "I'm a firm believer in the idea that dresses are the onesie of adulthood: zero matching of tops and bottoms required, and you look totally put together. The green color of this dress if AWESOME, the waist fits perfectly, and the length is spot on. This dress is darling!" –Faith Mendelson

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99+ (available in sizes S-XXL and in 11 colors).

    11. Druzy stud earrings for 'lobes that don't want to blend in. They want to SPARKLE AND STAND OUT, dammit.

    amazon.com

    Get them from Amazon for $7.38.

    12. Hummingbird push pins to keep all your important notes, photos, and pieces of scrap paper from ~flying~ away.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "We made the stairwell walls to our basement into a giant corkboard. I'm always on the lookout for whimsical and useful pins to add to it's eclectic spread. These caught my eye, and are as darling in person as they are in the picture!" —toni tempel navarro

    Get a pack of 20 from Amazon for $8.

    13. A leather belt that doesn't have holes, therefore it can be adjusted to fit your measurements EXACTLY. Plus, the buckle is scratch-resistant.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I’m obsessed with this belt and wear it every day. It's perfect." —Anna T.

    Get it from Amazon for $36.99 (available in sizes XS-XL and in 95 colors combinations).

    14. Pore strips designed with the word "satisfying" in mind. These will draw out all the dirt, oil, and blackheads trapped beneath your skin. Proof, below.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Just attach these strips to clean, dry areas on your face (I always use them on my nose), let it harden for about ten minutes, peel it off, and then stare at all the trapped gunk that had been lurking beneath your pores.

    Promising review: "Wow. I was surprised at everything that these strips pulled from my nose: blackheads, whiteheads, dirt, and the 3rd homework assignment I thought my dog had ate, etc." —Right Stuff

    Get a pack of 14 from Amazon for $7.52.

    15. A watermelon cooler bag perfect for beach and pool days. Just fill it with ice packs to keep your drinks and snacks cold!

    amazon.com

    Psst, this bag is made from water-resistant leather that won't be destroyed after a day at the beach.

    Promising review: "This bag is everything. I bought it for my trip to Cancun, and it's large enough to hold everything but not too big to carry it around. It's so cute and I get tons of compliments on it!" —Logan

    Get it from Amazon for $32.

    16. A scratch-off poster that gets rid of all "what movie should we watch tonight?" bickering. This provides the ultimate list of must-see, bucket list films.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in three styles).

    17. An alcohol-free facial mist formulated with aloe vera, cucumber, witch hazel, and vitamin C to sooth your skin, unclog pores, and fade dark spots.

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    Plus, this works great as a setting spray and can be used to refresh your makeup midday. I personally own this facial mist and use it every single day. 'Tis the best.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.95.

    18. Low rise denim shorts made from a soft, stretchy material you'll want to wear over and over (and over and over) again.

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    Promising review: "These shorts are super stretchy and very comfortable! These were such a great purchase." —121Rachel

    Get them from Nordstrom for $35 (available in sizes 24-31).

    19. A beach bag designed with double-layer weave technology to filter sand right out. THAT'S RIGHT! No more trekking sand into your car after a long day at the beach.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is the first time I didn't carry sand home in my beach bag! Plus, it holds a lot of stuff, is lightweight, easy to carry, and the color is pretty!" —Faust

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    20. Matcha green tea KitKats you won't want to share with anyone. You'll love them that matcha.

    amazon.com, amazon.com

    Promising review: "This s*** is freaking amazing and I want to buy more!

    Also, they didn't come melted, so it's all good in the hood." —Andres O.

    Get a pack of 12 from Amazon for $4.98.

    21. An off-the-shoulder top that pairs perfectly with any bottom. Shorts, jeans, skirts, leggings, culottes, pajama pants, etc.

    hm.com

    Get it from H&M for $9.99 (originally $14.99, available in sizes XXS-XL and in three colors).

    22. Abraham Lincoln bandages to help your wounds heal quickly. Like, it'll feel as if they healed four score and seven years ago.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are awesome, hilarious novelty bandages! I have used them all up by now, but I keep the little tin for my basic bandages now. Very clever for a history nerd like me!" —Emily

    Get a pack of 20 bandages from Amazon for $5.88.

    23. Star sign pendant necklaces that let you show off your Scorpio identity with PRIDE. Zodiac nerds, unite!

    awin1.com

    Get them from KukeeUK on Etsy for $6.80+ (available in brass and steel).

    24. A passport holder with slots to store credit cards, your ID, gift cards, used gift cards from 2008 that you can't bear to throw out yet, etc.

    amazon.com

    This passport holder also comes with slots to hold your essentials, like an ID, credit cards, cash, etc.

    Promising review: "Gorgeous! This is a great quality passport holder for the price, and it has a nice, cushioned feel to it. Plus, the slots inside also let you take an ID, credit cards, and cash. I highly recommend!" —Marianne

    Get it from Amazon for $7.99 (available in 32 colors).

    25. A desk oragnizer that can hold 96 (!!!) pens, pencils, paintbrushes, markers, gel pens. No more finding Sharpies at the back of your kitchen drawer.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are PERFECT for my needs. It holds all of my brushes, and has enough room for me to remove them without knocking them all over the place." —Chad

    Get it from Amazon for $7.96.

    26. An activity book complete with facts about 30 renowned artists, as well as an opportunity to create art in their particular techniques.

    amazon.com

    For example, try your hand at surrealism à la Joan Miró.

    Promising review: "This is a great book for kids AND adults. Anyone interested in famous art and artists will find this interesting. You can learn about famous artists’ techniques and how to apply these practices to your own artwork, and it's a nice step up from regular adult coloring books." —Love Prime!

    Get it from Amazon for $11.58.

    27. A hand-poured soy candle that smells like the BEST thing about summer. Not the beach, not a suntan, not summer vacation — but barbecue.

    amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95 (originally $34.95).

    28. A v-neck tee you can wear with your favorite shorts, stylin' sandals, and a pair of sunnies for an I'm-carefree-but-still-put-together look.

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    Promising review: "I love this t-shirt! It's made from a nice, thick quality and fits great." —M7F89

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20 (available in sizes XS-XL and in six colors).

    29. A durable and nonstick brownie pan that adds delicious, chewy corners to every brownie you bake. Excuse me while I salivate over the masterpiece below.

    amazon.com

    Plus, the nonstick coating (and the included spatula) guarantees that no crumbs will be left behind on your pan.

    Promising review:"These are the best brownies I have ever made....you cannot stop eating them. I saw this pan on SharkTank and had to try it. I know it's on the expensive, but it is the only brownie pan you will ever have to buy! I love it!" —globalgamble

    Get it from Amazon for $35.95 (originally $39.95).

    30. A stainless steel travel mug with a double-walled design to keep your drinks hot, hot, hot. Also, LOOK AT THAT DESIGN!

    anrdoezrs.net

    Get it from Huebucket on Society6 for $24.99.

    31. A gorgeous shower curtain made from the touch, the feel, the fabric of our lives — 100% cotton. ALSO! You can stick this in the washing machine when it needs to be sanitized.

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    Get it from Nordstrom for $108.

    32. A cotton tee perfect for anyone who has binge-watched Friends at least 10 times. Or, you know, for the person who IS Rachel....

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    ...or Phoebe or Monica.

    Get it from Iconic Duo for $24 (available in sizes S-L).

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    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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