Ellie Sunakawa / BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. Zombie poop that belongs in your mouth, not your toilet. amazon.com This baggie contains a buttload of zombie poop, which are obviously shaped like bones. Price: $5.99 2. Pickle freeze pops that provide a refreshing treat on a hot day. amazon.com Review: "People said these taste more like bread and butter pickles? Um, no. More like the most extreme dill you've ever had." —sophiaannemPrice: $12.98 3. Ant lollipops that come in blueberry, apple, banana, and watermelon flavors. amazon.com Promising Review: "Bought these for my nephews and got EXACTLY the reaction I wanted. From the boys AND my sister-in-law. BUY THEM and have a camera with sound, recording..." —D. lentzPrice: $10.44 4. Flavored soda that comes in bacon, sweet corn, and ranch dressing. amazon.com Review: "Tastes terrible." —Darin W. White Price: $10.99 5. Pancake and maple syrup jelly beans that are a part of this balanced breakfast. amazon.com Promising Review: "My husband loved these. He is from New England; he loves maple syrup and only real maple syrup. He has his dad send a year supply for Christmas." —J NymphPrice: $8.92 6. Bacon-flavored candy canes that laugh in the face of peppermint. amazon.com Review: "Bought these for a friend. She LOVES bacon. And Christmas. She sent me a photo of her making a horrible face with the caption, 'these taste like ass.'" —CatCurtisPrice: $6.49 7. Dehydrated zebra tarantula for you to *gulp* eat. amazon.com Review: "Overall not a bad edible spider just a couple of nit picky notes. First, putting it in a can is just gilding the lily as it already is dehydrated. Second, this zebra tarantula tastes suspiciously like the dehydrated striped-knee tarantula. Also a word of warning: It is unclear the number of cans one must consume to manifest the associated spider powers. Granted I learned of transformative powers from a Carlos Castaneda book and such claims are not found on the can." —M. EstepPrice: $24.99 8. Shrimp-flavored chips that puts Bubba Gump to shame. amazon.com Review: "How did they do this? They really managed to make these chips smell and taste like shrimp! I really enjoyed this snack. I just wish the flavor was a bit stronger. Red Lobster should have these in a basket the same way Italian restaurants have free bread in baskets." —Amazon AddictPrice: $5.75 9. Earthworm jerky for when you've had enough of beef jerky. amazon.com Review: "Forget bacon bits, these things are delicious as a topping on salads." —Jerry O.Price: $14.99 10. Cotton candy with a minty kick that just seems wrong. amazon.com I imagine that peppermint-flavored cotton candy tastes like mouthwash on a piece of soft bread. (Does that make sense?)Price: $20 11. Onion ring mints that give you a good clean feeling. amazon.com Review: "Without any exaggeration, these taste EXACTLY like that favorite appetizer. The tin is solid. They are reasonably priced. The "mints" (I don't care for that word here — there's NO mint taste at all) are small, there's plenty in the tin. These are GREAT, and I'll repeat: these taste EXACTLY like real Onion Rings!" –Craig & Kitty PowellPrice: $6.29 12. Ghost pepper nuts that are DA BOMB. amazon.com Review: "Love the extreme heat, but I hated the aftermath, which ended up being rancid farts. It was as if the stomach acid in my stomach fused with the powder to create sulfur (because that's LITERALLY what it smelled like: Sulfur)." —Wells Price: $7.75 13. An meat bar that is perfect for dinner on-the-go. amazon.com Review: "If you want a protein bar that doesn't taste like a candy bar, Epic bars are perfect. They're actually made with meat, not protein powder. Delivery was on time & I'll definitely order again. (Be aware: the consistency is odd, but all the Epic flavors taste great once you get past the crumbled but moist jerky-ish texture.)" —HelenePrice: $27.54 14. A gummy brain that would horrify little children (and me). amazon.com Promising Review: "The picture looks pink but the brain we received was red. Like blood red. Oh well, I am sure my zombie loving niece will enjoy it anyway." —Cassi ClockPrice: $34.94 15. Gourmet beer brittle that has the perfect brittle crunch. amazon.com Review: "Your brittle is delicious, the best I've tasted in my 81 years." —Connie C ConnolePrice: $17.88 16. Vampire blood hot sauce that is so hot, it's unholy. amazon.com Okay, you got me. It's hot sauce. Amazon sold out of the actual vampire blood. Price: $8 17. Chocolate scorpions for when your sweet tooth is just out of control. amazon.com Not the horoscope. Price: $16.99 18. Canned rattlesnake to spice up your dinner. amazon.com Review: "Bought this as a gift. Maybe it's my fault for not reading the product description well, but my boyfriend could not eat this because of all the bones." —Butterfly0054Price: $23.99 19. Seaweed Pringles that are way better than sour cream & onion. amazon.com Why would anyone eat classic Pringles when they can eat seaweed Pringles?Price: $24 20. Jelly beans that taste like a pub crawl. amazon.com Review: "They actually taste like cheap draft beer that has been sitting in a red Solo cup since Friday night, only now it is Monday." —Jessica K.Price: $5.99 21. Coffee soda for when your Keurig breaks. amazon.com Review: "So gross. I love it. Can't tell if it's a joke or not. Either way, love it!" —FreddybearPrice: $4.49 22. Kit Kats that taste like strawberry cheesecake. amazon.com Review: "Subtle yet very "true" and definitely natural strawberry cheesecake flavor. Great with a cup of coffee!" —Ms. AnniePrice: $14.19 23. Unicorn farts that turn your otherwise terrible diet into a magical one. amazon.com Review: "Unicorns are my favorite thing in the world and I had no idea they farted! I bought this for a friend that was having a birthday party and it was a hit. My friend didn't share the cotton candy but that's OK." —Allison StarnesPrice: $9.99 24. Sponge cake that is not weird in the UK. amazon.com Review: "I have been a spotted dick fan for years and have had other varieties. I found this brand of spotted dick very tasty. I recommend this highly." —Letty GingellPrice: $6.48 Want even more great product suggestions? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s Gift Guide Newsletter! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for the BuzzFeed Gift Guide newsletter!