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24 Bizarre Foods You Never Knew You Needed

Nothing like zombie poop to satisfy my sweet tooth.

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3. Ant lollipops that come in blueberry, apple, banana, and watermelon flavors.

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Promising Review: "Bought these for my nephews and got EXACTLY the reaction I wanted. From the boys AND my sister-in-law. BUY THEM and have a camera with sound, recording..." —D. lentz

Price: $10.44

5. Pancake and maple syrup jelly beans that are a part of this balanced breakfast.

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Promising Review: "My husband loved these. He is from New England; he loves maple syrup and only real maple syrup. He has his dad send a year supply for Christmas." —J Nymph

Price: $8.92

6. Bacon-flavored candy canes that laugh in the face of peppermint.

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Review: "Bought these for a friend. She LOVES bacon. And Christmas. She sent me a photo of her making a horrible face with the caption, 'these taste like ass.'" —CatCurtis

Price: $6.49

7. Dehydrated zebra tarantula for you to *gulp* eat.

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Review: "Overall not a bad edible spider just a couple of nit picky notes. First, putting it in a can is just gilding the lily as it already is dehydrated. Second, this zebra tarantula tastes suspiciously like the dehydrated striped-knee tarantula. Also a word of warning: It is unclear the number of cans one must consume to manifest the associated spider powers. Granted I learned of transformative powers from a Carlos Castaneda book and such claims are not found on the can." —M. Estep

Price: $24.99

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8. Shrimp-flavored chips that puts Bubba Gump to shame.

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Review: "How did they do this? They really managed to make these chips smell and taste like shrimp! I really enjoyed this snack. I just wish the flavor was a bit stronger. Red Lobster should have these in a basket the same way Italian restaurants have free bread in baskets." —Amazon Addict

Price: $5.75

11. Onion ring mints that give you a good clean feeling.

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Review: "Without any exaggeration, these taste EXACTLY like that favorite appetizer. The tin is solid. They are reasonably priced. The "mints" (I don't care for that word here — there's NO mint taste at all) are small, there's plenty in the tin. These are GREAT, and I'll repeat: these taste EXACTLY like real Onion Rings!" –Craig & Kitty Powell

Price: $6.29

12. Ghost pepper nuts that are DA BOMB.

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Review: "Love the extreme heat, but I hated the aftermath, which ended up being rancid farts. It was as if the stomach acid in my stomach fused with the powder to create sulfur (because that's LITERALLY what it smelled like: Sulfur)." —Wells

Price: $7.75

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13. An meat bar that is perfect for dinner on-the-go.

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Review: "If you want a protein bar that doesn't taste like a candy bar, Epic bars are perfect. They're actually made with meat, not protein powder. Delivery was on time & I'll definitely order again. (Be aware: the consistency is odd, but all the Epic flavors taste great once you get past the crumbled but moist jerky-ish texture.)" —Helene

Price: $27.54

14. A gummy brain that would horrify little children (and me).

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Promising Review: "The picture looks pink but the brain we received was red. Like blood red. Oh well, I am sure my zombie loving niece will enjoy it anyway." —Cassi Clock

Price: $34.94

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23. Unicorn farts that turn your otherwise terrible diet into a magical one.

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Review: "Unicorns are my favorite thing in the world and I had no idea they farted! I bought this for a friend that was having a birthday party and it was a hit. My friend didn't share the cotton candy but that's OK." —Allison Starnes

Price: $9.99

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