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1.A sequin bodycon dress known for being very demanding. It'll expect you to wear it to every NYE party, for example.
2.A cocktail dress that'll have you saying, "To sparkle or not to sparkle? That does not have to be a question at all."
3.A skater dress you'll have to drag to a holiday party. Why? It prefers being backstage after the show.
4.A peplum sleeve dress perfect for mischievous people. This makes it easy to hide a few tricks.
5.A sleeveless midi dress designed to give your curves a nice, warm, all-enveloping bear hug.
6.A chiffon dress available in a whole bunch of colors and patterns. Knock yourself out! Get all 33 of 'em!
7.An a-line dress that is the clothing embodiment of the word "elegant." That lace! That subtle sparkle!
8.A pleated dress with sheer details you'll wear to every holiday party this year. Go ahead. Be an outfit repeater. And be proud.
9.A black sequin fringe dress stolen directly from Daisy Buchanan's closet. Obviously.
10.A midi wrap dress with an allover lace design for a yes-this-is-simple-but-also-very-beautiful ensemble.
11.A stretchy cocktail dress available with hints of lace or hints of mesh. So many options! Not enough holiday parties!
12.A sheer-sleeved dress with a subtle glitter trim. Will this be your new go-to LBD? Absolutely.
13.A high neck bandage dress designed to turn a lot of heads. Warning: not for wearers who don't like too much attention.
14.A swing dress sure to have Karen from accounting ask, "Where the heck did you get that?"
15.A belted wrap dress that'll have you wrapped around its velvety finger. It's impossible to not fall in love with it.
16.A cold shoulder shift dress inspired by Zenon's very own Prota Zoa. That silver foil is out of this world👌👌👌
17.A ruffle dress that is not edible. This is not a potato chip. Eat the food your company paid for at the holiday party. Not this.
18.A belted midi dress in a gorgeous amber color. This is great because it'll show the world the color of your energy.
19.A sleeveless lace dress that'll force your former go-to dress into retirement. This will surely rep~lace~ it.
20.A metallic flare dress with POCKETS. What more do you want, people?!
21.A velvet sheath dress for forearms that are sick of blending in. They were born to stand out, dammit.
22.A pencil dress you won't even need a sharpener for. You'll look sharp enough.
23.A mustard-colored asymmetric dress with a really strong hatred for Ketchup. I have no idea why.
24.A floral lace dress perfect for shoulders that don't mind being a 'lil exposed. Life is short and they want to take some risks.
25.A sheath dress guaranteed to have all your admirers singing "Lady in Reeeeed."
26.An embroidered tulle dress just tulle gorgeous to resist. It'll slide into your shopping cart the way one would slide into your DM's.
27.A button-up blazer dress that screams "I am a chic young professional, hear me roar."
28.A colorblock sheath dress designed for taller people — this'll hit right above your knee!
29.A belted dress that — not to be creepy — sees you when you're sleeping AND when you're awake.
It's from the Oscar-snubbed film, THE LIZZIE MCGUIRE MOVIE!
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