27 Gifts For When You're Totally In Love, But Broke
I'll buy you an island one day. I swear!
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1. A fill-in book called "What I Love About You," not to be confused with "What I Like About You."

🎶 KEEP ON WHISPERIN' IN MY EAR TELL ME ALL THE THINGS THAT I WANNA HEAR 🎶
Promising review: "This is a great gift for someone special in your life. In this case, it was for my best friend and it allowed us to reminisce on all the great memories we've made over the past seven years. Plus, each book has about 50 customizable pages. It's a fun time!" —D.F.
Get it from Amazon for $6.93.
2. A Cadbury box filled with ten chocolate bars. READ: Much better than heart-shaped boxes in which flavors are not clear.

*takes a hesitant bite not knowing if it will be caramel, strawberry, or earwax*
The ten candy bars this comes with are assorted collection of full-sized (!!!) Cadbury bars directly from the UK.
Promising review: "All the chocolate I received was fresh — even though it was delivered to California in the summer! This box contains a nice selection of some of the most popular British chocolate bars." —BritMomCA
Get it from Amazon for $13.50.
3. A sappy keychain that will provide motivation for your significant other to NOT lose their damn keys.

Promising review: "These are so cute — I have one half and my fiancé has the other half. The key fits perfectly in it's spot on the heart, and is made from a good quality metal that feels like it should last forever." —Tessa Dunkle
Get it from Amazon for $1.16.
4. Coasters made for the couple who believes in the power of wine nights. I'm right there with ya.

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $8.99.
5. A Benjamin Franklin mug for the person who dislikes coffee. Warning: this conducts electrici-tea.

Get it from Amazon for $15.95.
6. A hangry kit to throw at your S/O when they're feeling a little peckish. After all, you're not you when you're hungry.

This kit comes with 40 snacks ranging from cookies, chips, candy, granola bars, and general joy.
Promising review: "I bought this for my husband to keep at work because his hangry episodes are not to be messed with. He loved it — and so did his coworkers! The packaging is great and the selection of snacks hits the spot. I'm ordering one for the car next: no more hangry road rage!" —Nic Hinckles
Get it from Amazon for $28.
7. Panasonic headphones with excellent sound quality and over 52,000 (!!!!!!) reviews. Plus, these color options are 😍.

Promising review: "I am at work next to the window, and there is a LITERAL JACKHAMMER right outside of it. I have these headphones in and am listening to music, and I can't hear the jackhammers at all. If you want that in your life, these are the earbuds for you." —Megallo
Get them from Amazon for $8.19. Available in eight colors.
8. Lobster slippers named Sebastian. They're obsessed with singing "Under the Sea" at karaoke.

Get them from Asos for $18 (originally $26). Available in sizes S-L.
9. A ceramic heart mug for the person who is *also* in a relationship with coffee.
10. An adjustable bangle tailored to specific zodiac signs. Horoscope believers, rejoice! #ProudScorpio

Get it from Amazon for $8.50. Available in all 12 horoscopes.
11. A make-your-own neon sign kit for the couple who just moved in together. Furnish your new abode with originality, amirite?
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20. Available in two colors.
12. A headset stand to store headphones that you'd normally just fling anywhere. Sorry, but it's the truth.

"Don't just fling it anywhere!" —Emily Blunt in Devil Wears Prada referring to Miranda's headphones, obviously.
Promising review: "This headphone holder is easy to put together. With this, you know exactly where your headphones are, but it doesn't take up too much space on your desk or a countertop." —Online Shopper
Get it from Amazon for $8.99. Available in two colors.
13. A loose leaf tea infuser with proof that dinosaurs are not extinct. Their dynas-tea never came to an end, okay?

14. A fancy razor set because what's better than the "gift of a Christmas shave?"
**scroll down to the bottom of this post to see what movie I'm referencing if you don't ALREADY KNOW**
Psst, this kit comes with shaving cream and a razor blade that guarantees a smooth, nick-free shave.
Get it from Urban Outfitters for $20. Available in two colors.
15. Hand warmers for the person whose hand you never want to hold because it is always FREEZING.

16. A galaxy donut kit more cost-effective than going to an Instagram-hyped spot where they charge $75 for one (1) donut.

This kit comes with pancake mix, glaze mix, a silicone pan, plant-based pink and blue dye, and a dye-free sugar packet.
Order by midnight on December 15th for guaranteed Christmas delivery!
Get it from Foodstirs for $13.30 (originally $18).
17. A three-year Q&A journal filled with a question for every day of the year. It has designated spaces for each person to write!
Promising review: "This couple journal is just incredible! My husband and I aren’t very good at keeping journals, so these short guided questions don’t feel overwhelming and are fun to answer. My husband was at first unsure about doing this with me, but he began enjoying it right away! I am way excited to compare our answers throughout the three years!" —Renee Fergman
Get it from Amazon for $12.79.
18. A 12-month calendar perfect for the person who actually wanted a trip to Disneyland. Hey, there's always next year.
19. Or a pet selfie calendar you can gift the person who asked for a dog. Again, there's always next year. Sorry.
Get it from Amazon for $10.44.
20. A Bulbasaur vase guaranteed to warm the heart of any aspiring Pokémon master.

21. A 50-sheet notepad that'll make the perfect addition to your loved one's desk. Self-deprecating humor is the best kind, okay?

22. A portable charger to prevent all "MY PHONE IS ON 2 PERCENT I CAN'T TEXT YOU RIGHT NOW" fiascos.

Heh. Psst, this has two ports, meaning you can charge two devices at a time. Win!
Promising review: "This is terrific! It does a really good job. I let it charge for about an hour, and I have power all day for my phone!" —John M Shaluly
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
23. A book filled with adorable illustrations that'll make any recipient say "aww, you sap."
24. A note dispenser and holder to remind your S/O that they can occasionally be a jacka$$! But that's okay, because you still love 'em.
Promising review: "This is such a cute little note holder! Me and my husband leave notes for each other with it!" —Beulah S. Coyne
Get it from Amazon for $11.95. Available in three colors.
25. A ring holder that'll make the heart of any elephant lover grow about three sizes. Understandable.

Promising review: "This awesome little ring holder is the perfect addition to my bathroom! It's just the right size to hold my rings!" —M. L. Cheves
Get it from Amazon for $12.99.
26. Or a dachshund one. Hello, long little doggy! I love you so much!!

27. A book of wisdom narrated by the worlds most elegant, wise, and noble creature: the pug.
Promising review: "This is the cutest book, and any pug fan will be able to relate!" —Customer2202
Get it from Amazon for $11.85.
It's from The Grinch! AKA the best holiday movie ever.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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