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22 Gifts For The Person Who Forgets Literally Everything

Did I unplug my straightener? OMG.

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1. A grocery list notepad for people who neglect to buy eggs, milk, and pretty much every other important thing.

*finally gets home carrying 14 brown bags* *has to go back to the store and get about 10 more items*

Get it from Amazon for $4.78.

2. A keychain phone cable that guarantees you won't spend the day asking co-workers for their iPhone chargers.

Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

3. A security lock for all those "where the hell is the remote" moments of panic.

Helps prevent upturned couch cushions, furniture moving, and tears.

Get it from Amazon for $12.95.

4. An app that saves articles for later, AKA is the TiVo of reading.

No more scrolling through fourteen different websites to find the article you were looking for.

Get the premium version from iTunes for $4.

5. A pocket-sized Tile Mate tracker that guarantees you won't lose your damn wallet.

Just put this tiny device in your wallet and use your phone to track it. Also works for your phone, keys, etc.

Get it from Amazon for $24.92.

6. A four-legged superhero that helps you clean up after your canine BFF by storing plastic bags.

Attach it to your leash. Refill when necessary. Never scavenger hunt for plastic bags again.

Get it from Anima Causa for $11.99.

7. A book of assorted cards for all the occasions you already forgot.

*five minutes before having to leave* What is this event again? A birthday? *rips out card from book*

Get it from Amazon for $16.81.

8. A timed outlet that will ease your worries about burning the house down.

Did I turn off the straightener? Is my curling iron still on? OMG.

Get it from Amazon for $12.72.

9. A discreet tub of pit paste for when you neglect to put on deodorant first thing in the AM.

Less obvious than a stick of mini deodorant; small enough to store in your bag.

Get it from Amazon for $9.53.

10. Duckbill and nose stands for people who spend forever looking for their eyeglasses, Velma in Scooby Doo style.,

Having a designated place to put your glasses makes it more likely you'll actually know where to find them.

Get them from Art Akimbo on Etsy for $40 (left) and $40 (right).

11. An app that safely remembers passwords and other personal info, because we all know you won't.

No offense.

Get it from iTunes for $9.99.

12. An emergency cash keychain for people who never remember that they're going to a cash-only place.

"I FORGOT TO GO TO THE ATM!!" —every forgetful person, ever.

Get it from Amazon for $7.19.

13. An award-winning board game that helps improve your memory and ability to recall information.

Get it on Amazon for $29.19.

14. A metal sign for anyone who forgets they have manners. And decency.

Flush. The. Damn. Toilet.

Get it from Retro Planet for $15.99.

15. A wood shelf that keeps your two most losable possessions in check.

This handy dandy shelf comes with a magnetic attachment for your keys.

Get it from Amazon for $29.32.

16. A GPS that lets you track your pet's activities (and whereabouts) through your phone.

Is the dog still outside? *nervous giggle*

Get it from The Whistle Shop for $49.95.

17. A door knob organizer that is much more functional than a "do not disturb" sign.

Use this organizer to store all your small, easy-to-forget necessities.

Get it from Amazon for $8.95.

18. A solar-powered portable charger that you don't even have to remember to charge.


Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

19. A bottle that tracks how much water you've drunk throughout the day.

Uncommon Goods

A new dot appears on the leak-proof cap of this bottle every time it's filled and closed.

Get it from Uncommon Goods for $12.

20. A doorknob hook that guarantees you won't spend every morning searching for your keys and bag.

Get it from Anima Causa for $21.99.

21. Watering stakes that basically take care of your plants for you.

These stakes let out a slow stream of water, giving your plants the perfect amount of ~hydration~.

Get it from Amazon for $17.95.

22. A shirt for every forgetful brain, athlete, basket case, princess, and criminal.

🎵 Don't you [dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum] forget your damn keys 🎵

Get it from Look Human for $19.99.

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