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1. A black bandage dress destined to become your favorite piece of "I'M GOIN' OUT TONIGHT, CATS" clothing.
2. High-rise straight jeans that, if you want me to get straight to the point, will actually last forever.
3. A Calvin Klein button-front blouse with gold zipper detailing. This is available in a bunch of neutral and vibrant colors.
4. A puffer coat guaranteed to actually keep you warm. Can you imagine?! A coat that actually keeps you warm?!
5. Fleece sweatshirts perfect for any bibliophile. They're SO cozy and soft, you'll never want to take them off. ***
6. High-waisted faux leather leggings with the ability to get you compliments from everyone, whether friend or faux.
7. A tee that does NOT want to be called basic. Look at that ruffle hem. Does that look basic to you?
8. A cardigan coat attempting to combine home decor and fashion. This is basically a transportable fuzzy blanket.
9. A classic black button-down ideal for casual hangs and fancier shindigs. Multi-functional at its finest, folks.
10. A camel-colored coat not just for hump days. You'll want to wear this all through the friggin' freezing months ahead.
11. A Peter Pan-collared top for anyone who doesn't want to grow up. This'll get you off the hook.
12. A classic Levi's denim jacket that belongs in every single closet on planet Earth. And maybe every closet on Mars, too.
13. A statement tee guaranteed to become your favorite go-to top. It has a destiny, and you play a huge part of it.
14. A red mermaid dress perfect for formal events. Warning: this will turn heads. Do not purchase if you hate attention.
15. A black blazer you can wear over your favorite t-shirt for a put together look that says, "I did NOT just roll out of bed!"
16. A backless jumpsuit that any sane, open-back-loving gal would ~jump~ at the chance to wear.
17. A short trench coat with gingham accents and a love for Hilary Duff. It always hums "Come Clean."
18. High-waisted leggings that won't yell "SHE'S WEARING POLKA DOT GRANNY PANTIES!" to the entire world.
19. A bell sleeve dress in a cherry-on-top color. You know, the kind that belongs on a sundae AKA your body.
20. A wool wrap coat available in a bunch of gorgeous colors, including a cobalt blue and a deep moss. Drool.
21. Classic high-waisted skinny jeans that pop up as a visual aid when you look up "timeless" on dictionary.com.
22. A marled knit sweater for anyone who wishes sweater weather lasted 364 days a year.
23. A faux leather moto jacket with a strange Drake obsession. It's constantly saying that it's the moto baby, yolo.
24. A midi wrap dress so simple and elegant, you won't be able to wrap your mind around it.
25. A pleated midi skirt you'll want to twirl around in all day long. Dizziness won't be an issue.
26. Black skinny jeans for legs that believe in color coordination. They would like to match the color of your soul, for example.
27. A white blouse with a classic collar and openwork details so your shoulders could feel a slight breeze.
Me, right now:
