15 Cleaning Products That'll Give You Dramatic Before-And-After Photos

Better than the "staircase reveal" in She's All That.

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1. A plant-based, natural stain remover inspired by Britney Spears' hit song "Non-Toxic."

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Incredible jokes aside — this product is tough on stains, but safe for your household.

Promising review: "All I can say is... Wow! We originally got this product to remove some blood stains from our sheets (my husband gets nosebleeds). Some of the stains were older and the sheets had already been washed several times, so we assumed they were set. But with just one application and wash with this stain remover, the stains were GONE. We also foster dogs for a local pet group, and this has helped us get out lots of pet stains on dog beds and our fabric recliner. It can completely remove wine stains on my white blouse, grease stains, and cherry juice stains on my jeans. Also, the bottle lasts forever even when used frequently, so it's actually a great price for what you get out of it." —Hygge Hannah

Get it from Amazon for $10.49.

2. A stainless steel cleaner not intended to clean the man of steel. You still need to shower, buddy.

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Plus, this comes with a handy dandy microfiber cloth.

Promising review: "This is the best stainless cleaner I've ever used. I could never get the water spots and spill stains off my dishwasher before, but this product worked after the first use. It looks how it did when it was brand new!" —CB

Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

3. A secret spot remover in a tiny 2 oz. bottle you'll want to carry in your purse. Accidents happen. Be prepared.

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Promising review: "This stuff is so amazing. My 2-year-old wrote all over our white leather couch, and I tried multiple things to get rid of the it. The only thing that worked was Grandma's Secret Spot Remover. I love this stuff." —L. Nix

Get it from Amazon for $6.54.

4. Restore kit wipes that'll have your headlights singing, "I can see clearly now, the accumulated dust and dirt is gone."

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Promising review: "AMAZING! I didn't expect much, but after the first headlight, I was blown away! I ended up doing three cars before the wipe dried up. I'm a customer for life." —Semir

Get it from Amazon for $8.88.

5. A wine stain remover for when your red, red wine doesn't want to stay close to you. Give it some space.

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Promising review: "I was at a friend's dinner party when someone who is not me knocked over a glass of red wine on her beautiful white tablecloth. Instead of panicking, my friend lazily sauntered into her kitchen, opened a drawer, and took out a spray bottle. 'It's okay,' she explained. 'I've got Wine Away.' What happened in front of my very eyes was a friggin' miracle. With a few sprays on the menacing spot, the wine stain actually DISAPPEARED! No need to grab plates and candles and silverware and stop the party to throw in an emergency load of laundry. Wine Away saved the day." —Lip Gloss Junkie

Get it from Amazon for $6.67.

6. A stain remover that yells "SAYONARA" to makeup on white T-shirts and oil stains on your favorite blouse.

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Promising review: "I cannot say enough positive things about this cleaner. My dogs have wrecked the carpet in my apartment, and I had tried everything to no avail — but OxiClean removed all those old dog stains easily!" —Jessie

Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

7. A wood polish and conditioner guaranteed to have you crying tears of pure joy. Such *stifles sob* amazing results.

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Promising review: "I used this on my grandma's antique dresser to get rid of some water marks, and was absolutely shocked and thrilled at the amazing results. Worth every penny!" —Pantera1014

Get it from Amazon for $8.48.

8. A stain and odor cleaner for when your good boy goes through the whole "rebellious teenager" phase.

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"I will always love you." —me to my future dog, after he pees on my couch or something.

Promising review: "This is fantastic stuff! We have a cat and a puppy and a very light carpet, and lots of hairballs and puppy accidents. I have yet to be disappointed with this spray! It gets everything out, plus the product has a pleasant, clean smell to it. I'm a devoted customer." —James C. Lebrato

Get it from Amazon for $19.97.

9. A pumice cleaning stone that removes stubborn hard water stains. Your toilet will be so grateful two you.

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That's supposed to be a #2 joke. If you found that as funny as I did, let's be friends.

Promising review: "I have a 19-year-old master bathroom toilet that had accumulated some nasty stains over time, and regular toilet brushes and cleaning products just would not remove them. I decided to try this pumice stone, and it worked like a charm! Given the nature and severity of the stains, it required some elbow grease. But 10 minutes later, I have a new-looking bowl, and I see no signs of scratching." —Happy Retiree

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

10. An adhesive remover currently on Match.com, looking for an S/O that's not clingy. The last relationship just didn't stick.

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Promising review: "Goo Gone delivers. After trying countless other solvents and every known DIY concoction for removing labels, I ordered Goo Gone. All my sticky problems are now gone." —R. Tanaka

Get it from Amazon for $7.25.

11. A power scrubber to replace the ratty old toothbrush you were previously using to clean the crevices in your home.

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The bristles rotate 60 times per second, meaning your dirty grout won't even know what hit it.

Promising review: "This is an excellent power scrubber. I used it on the grout in my shower and it immediately took off the dirt, soap scum, and water residue." —Jefferey W. Lew

Get it from Amazon for $19.69.

12. A mold and mildew remover designed to karate chop the crap out of...mold and mildew.

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Promising review: "Nothing removes mold and mildew from my shower like Tilex does. My shower can get kind of gross-looking, but I use Tilex and my shower is noticeably cleaner after just soaking in the spray for a few minutes. I then scrub a bit, and it gets even better!" —Mteren

Get a pack of two from Amazon for $14.50.

13. A water mark remover cloth for people who have many, many coffee rings on their furniture.

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Promising review: "I can't believe this actually worked, but it did! I had a horrible white water mark on my coffee table, and now it's gone! I just rubbed this on and it disappeared." —ltd

Get it from Amazon for $4.99.

14. A cleaner and deodorizer designed to have you smelling your carpet à la the people in those Febreze commercials.

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No more dirt and crumbs stuck in your carpet. Hooray!

Promising reviews: "This works like a dream. I have light beige carpets, and this gets all the dirt and stains right out." —Karen M.

Get it from Amazon for $19.97.

15. Magic Eraser cleaning sponges that may as well be invented by an actual magician. These bad boys clean soap scum so freakin' well.

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Magic Erasers. My life, my love, my joy.

Promising review: "I never thought I'd be able to get the weird pink soap stains out of my tub. Picture someone scrubbing with cleaning products until their arms were sore, to no avail. But this worked with no effort! It's unbelievable. Please never let this go off the market!" —Catherine King

Get two packs from Amazon for $9.48.

How it feels to get that stubborn stain off your coffee table.

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