Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”
I am your host, AnaMaria. This game is simple: Try to make it through this entire post without taking out your credit card.
Don't need to buy anything? No worries! Scroll through and enjoy my sense of humor. (Disclaimer: I've been told in the past that I'm not funny.)
The following products will be riddled with puns, song lyrics, various movie references, and potential Instagram captions.
Come up with a better line? Drop it in the comments below! I DO READ THOSE!