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Dinosaur cookie cutters, zodiac lights, and Poe-ka dot socks. How far can *you* get without buying something?

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Welcome to another edition of “Can You Get Through This Post Without Spending $50?”

I am your host, AnaMaria. This game is simple: Try to make it through this entire post without taking out your credit card.

Don't need to buy anything? No worries! Scroll through and enjoy my sense of humor. (Disclaimer: I've been told in the past that I'm not funny.)

The following products will be riddled with puns, song lyrics, various movie references, and potential Instagram captions.

Come up with a better line? Drop it in the comments below! I DO READ THOSE!

1. A supernova sphere with four different lighting effects. It's been known to make owners say, "zoom zoom zoom..."

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"...make my heart go BOOM BOOM, my supernova sphere." —Proto Zoa in the Oscar-nominated film, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century.

Get it from ThinkGeek for $39.99.

2. Cookie cutters designed to withstand even the biggest of asteroids. No extinction, or your money back!

Nothing can Tricera-tops these cookie cutters. Get them from Amazon for $10.61 or ModCloth for $14.99.
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Nothing can Tricera-tops these cookie cutters.

Get them from Amazon for $10.61 or ModCloth for $14.99.

3. Glass votives designed to spark your inner flames of knowledge and wisdom.

My upcoming puns may not be quite as good as Jeff's, but that's all relative.

Who's afraid? Not me.

Get them from Amazon for $12.95. / Available in 10 different characters.

4. Poe-ka dot socks known to do strange things, like complain about bells. Very good friends with an Annabelle Lee.

I have't tried a pair myself, but I feel like they have so much Poe-tential.Get them from Amazon for $10.25.
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I have't tried a pair myself, but I feel like they have so much Poe-tential.

Get them from Amazon for $10.25.

5. A measuring-spoon set that's ALWAYS running errands. It claims to be going to the market, but I don't know.

"Wee wee wee." —me crying because my measuring spoons are committing adultery. Get this set from Amazon for $5.83.
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"Wee wee wee." —me crying because my measuring spoons are committing adultery.

Get this set from Amazon for $5.83.

6. A hatching candle designed to trick Khaleesi; tell her you'll return her dragons in exchange for the Iron Throne.

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I really need to stop dragon the GOT jokes. At least until June.

Get it from Firebox for $37.19.

7. A nail polish holder guaranteed to spare your duvet from any spills. No more "Wicked" on my bedspread!

Essie you, Tweexy, trying to save the world.Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
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Essie you, Tweexy, trying to save the world.

Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

8. Snorlax slippers that never fight in battle because they're perpetually asleep. Thanks for carrying all the weight, Pikachu.

God, other slippers are such a snooze. (Pssst, these snore while you walk.) Get them from ThinkGeek for $29.99.
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God, other slippers are such a snooze.

(Pssst, these snore while you walk.)

Get them from ThinkGeek for $29.99.

9. A bath soap related to Benny from Halloweentown. I think they're like second cousins or something.

Fair warning: this thing will always be skullking around your bathroom. Get it from The Bubbling Cauldron on Etsy for $7.50. / Available in 25 different scents (like Lavender Pumpkin and Death by Chocolate) and 12 different colors.
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Fair warning: this thing will always be skullking around your bathroom.

Get it from The Bubbling Cauldron on Etsy for $7.50. / Available in 25 different scents (like Lavender Pumpkin and Death by Chocolate) and 12 different colors.

10. Earrings explicitly referenced in Gnash's hit song, "i hate u, i love u." Ironically, this is how I feel about the song itself.

These earrings also inspired "Hate That I Love You," Rihanna ft. Ne-Yo. Get them from Amazon for $11.99.
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These earrings also inspired "Hate That I Love You," Rihanna ft. Ne-Yo.

Get them from Amazon for $11.99.

11. An LED night-light that will make your room look like it came straight from a movie Seine.

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I need this because Eiffel for Paris when I studied abroad. #basic

Get it from Apollo Box for $27.99. / Use code BUZZ15 for 15% off at checkout.

12. An iron-on patch for people who think space is a safer place. Understandable.

Add a little something extra-terrestrial to your boring basic tee.

Get it from Amazon for $3.79.

13. A Guillotine card game inspired by the French Reign of Terror. Warning: You may Louis your head.

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"Oh really? Off with my head? How about you dance till you're dead and see how you like it?"

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

14. Constellation lights for anyone who uses their zodiac sign to justify every one of their bad qualities.

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If it's any constellation, your pet loves you for who you are.

(Sadly, I do not have a pet. Temperamental Scorpio foreva.)

Get them from Apollo Box for $48.99. / Use promo code BUZZ15 to get 15% off your order.

15. Shell and cactus sippers that practically scream, "Bring me to the beach! Post pictures of me on Instagram!"

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Instagram caption #1: "I'm a little shellfish when it comes to my drinks 🐚🍹"

Instagram caption #2: "I get a little prickly when I'm thirsty 🌵🍹"

Get them from Urban Outfitters for $10 (left) and $10 (right).

16. A smartphone attachment designed to capture the "good boy" essence on camera. Your FB friends will be pleased.

Okay, but why is that pup so doggone cute. Get it from Firebox for $18.59.
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Okay, but why is that pup so doggone cute.

Get it from Firebox for $18.59.

17. A biker tank inspired by Thomas Gainsborough's painting, "Portrait of a Lady in Blue."

I bet Gainsborough sang "Lady in Blueeeee" at karaoke. CC: BuzzFeed News. Please investigate. Get it from Chad Wys on Society6 for $28.
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I bet Gainsborough sang "Lady in Blueeeee" at karaoke.

CC: BuzzFeed News. Please investigate.

Get it from Chad Wys on Society6 for $28.

18. Stephen King's It for anyone who would like to expand their long lists of fears to include clowns.

Quit clowning around! How have you not read this already?!Get it from Amazon for $12.12.
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Quit clowning around! How have you not read this already?!

Get it from Amazon for $12.12.

19. A heartbeat ring that you can give to your significant other and say, "You literally have my heart."

Don't skip a beat. Just get it. Get it from Deanne Watson Jewelry on Etsy for $7.95.
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Don't skip a beat. Just get it.

Get it from Deanne Watson Jewelry on Etsy for $7.95.

Well, that's all folks!* If you're looking for some more fun, be sure to check out the "Can You Get Through This" challenge from last week!

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*If you didn't say the above line like Porky Pig would, please know that I am disappointed.

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