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    The Nordstrom Cyber Monday Sale Is Here And I Am Not Calm

    These skinny jeans went from $129 to $50.90, so yes — I am now the proud owner of a brand new pair of jeans.

    FYI — deals move quickly on Black Friday weekend. We’ll do our best to keep this post as up-to-date as possible, but we can’t catch everything immediately.

    I am sweating. Why am I sweating? Because the Nordstrom Cyber Monday sale is here — and the savings are up to 60% off, baby.

    Here's just a snippet of all the lovely Nordstrom bargains that await you:

    1. Combat-inspired booties guaranteed to make whatever outfit you're wearing look 1000000% more edgy. Now all you're missing is the motorcycle...

    2. A split-neck shift dress that can be worn with flats for a more casual look OR with heels for a fancier event. World, say hello to your new favorite dress!

    3. A cotton turtleneck top you can layer under a blazer or wear by itself! World, meet the perfect basic piece.

    4. Mid-rise skinny jeans guaranteed to become your new favorite pair of denim. They have shaping technology that will have you staring at the mirror thinking, damn I look good.

    5. A funnel neck top that I sincerely feel bad for. This pretty little thing will get no days off — you'll want to wear it constantly.

    6. Leather booties that can be worn with any darn outfit in your closet. These pretty little things are unbelievably versatile.

    7. A slightly-cropped ribbed tee so inexpensive, it would be a true tragedy if I didn't purchase it for myself. Right? RIGHT!?

    8. Mid-rise skinny jeans made from a stretchy material that won't feel like a constrictive torture device for your legs. Comfort above all else = my motto.

    9. A tunic sweater perfect for lounging around the house (the best), running errands (to Target it's not so bad), or going out at night (the worst).

    10. A lightweight v-neck sweater you will wear every darn day. Surprise! You now live in this. I hope you two have a happy, healthy life together.

    11. A lightweight puffer coat made with PrimaLoft, a magical material that provides ultimate warmth and insulation without weighing a million pounds.

    12. An oversized midi coat because cold weather is HERE, and it's time to stock up on a jacket that will will be both warm and stylish.

    13. A twist back sweater available in a gorgeous lipstick red color for a vibrant pop of color. Hate red? FINE! This is available in four other lovely colors.

    14. A leather satchel guaranteed to become a vital part of your daily wardrobe. Leaving the house without flaunting this gorgeous, functional purse? Nope. Not an option.

    15. Mid-rise skinny jeans made from a gorgeous corduroy material for when you need a break from denim.

    16. Ankle strap pumps that will add a super sophisticated touch to that old denim and band tee combo you're currently wearing.

    17. A faux fur collar coat everyone will be jealous of. Get ready to turn heads, folks, because this gorgeous jacket is a wearable piece of art.

    18. A notch-collar blazer best paired with a hot cup of coffee and some AP English literature. This is probably the ~smartest~ item of clothing you'll ever wear.

    19. Cropped denim leggings featuring floral embroidery that you don't need to have a green thumb in order to wear.

    20. A canvas backpack you'll want to bring along on your next travel adventure. Not only does it look adorable, but it can fit an elephant ton of stuff inside.

    21. Western-inspired suede booties to make that jeans and sweater combo look like the TRENDIEST darn thing on earth!

    22. A wide-leg jumpsuit to remind you that spring and summer and warm weather and happiness will be back SOON. I promise.

    23. Black booties with a shock-absorbing heel AKA these boots genuinely are made for walking — and walking comfortably.

    24. High-waisted ankle jeans adorned with stars for anyone who wants to add a little extra ~oomph~ to their denim.

    25. Slit hem ankle leggings polished enough to be considered office-appropriate attire. Just add a tunic and a blazer and you'll be all set, kiddo!

    IF YOU'RE LIKE DEPECHE MODE AND JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH, check out the rest of the Nordstrom Cyber Monday sale!

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    My reaction to that motto jacket that went from $129 to $51, below:

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