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The Nordstrom Cyber Monday Sale Is Here And I Am Not Calm

These skinny jeans went from $129 to $50.90, so yes — I am now the proud owner of a brand new pair of jeans.

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I am sweating. Why am I sweating? Because the Nordstrom Cyber Monday sale is here — and the savings are up to 60% off, baby.

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We're talking jeans that were once $129 are now $50! Sweaters that were once $39 are now $15! I could go on and on about all the deeply-discounted treats that the site has to offer. So guess what? I WILL!

Here's just a snippet of all the lovely Nordstrom bargains that await you:

1. Combat-inspired booties guaranteed to make whatever outfit you're wearing look 1000000% more edgy. Now all you're missing is the motorcycle...

Price: $49.90 (originally $99.95, available in sizes 5.5-11)
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Price: $49.90 (originally $99.95, available in sizes 5.5-11)

2. A split-neck shift dress that can be worn with flats for a more casual look OR with heels for a fancier event. World, say hello to your new favorite dress!

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Price: $27.60 (originally $46, available in sizes XS-XXL and in three colors)

3. A cotton turtleneck top you can layer under a blazer or wear by itself! World, meet the perfect basic piece.

Price: $24 (originally $32, available in sizes XXS-3X and in two colors)
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Price: $24 (originally $32, available in sizes XXS-3X and in two colors)

4. Mid-rise skinny jeans guaranteed to become your new favorite pair of denim. They have shaping technology that will have you staring at the mirror thinking, damn I look good.

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Psst, pro tip! Order these jeans in a size down for the perfect fit.

Price: $50.90 (originally $129, available in sizes 00-28)

5. A funnel neck top that I sincerely feel bad for. This pretty little thing will get no days off — you'll want to wear it constantly.

Price: $15.60 (originally $39, available in sizes XXS-3X)
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Price: $15.60 (originally $39, available in sizes XXS-3X)

6. Leather booties that can be worn with any darn outfit in your closet. These pretty little things are unbelievably versatile.

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Price: $59.90 (originally $89.95, available in sizes 4-13 and in five colors)

7. A slightly-cropped ribbed tee so inexpensive, it would be a true tragedy if I didn't purchase it for myself. Right? RIGHT!?

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Price: $7.60 (originally $19, available in sizes XXS-4X and in two colors)

8. Mid-rise skinny jeans made from a stretchy material that won't feel like a constrictive torture device for your legs. Comfort above all else = my motto.

Price: $35.60 (originally $89, available in sizes 14-24)
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Price: $35.60 (originally $89, available in sizes 14-24)

9. A tunic sweater perfect for lounging around the house (the best), running errands (to Target it's not so bad), or going out at night (the worst).

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Price: $31.60 (originally $79, available in sizes 1X-4X and in two colors)

10. A lightweight v-neck sweater you will wear every darn day. Surprise! You now live in this. I hope you two have a happy, healthy life together.

Price: $15.60 (originally $39, available in sizes XXS-XL and in five colors)
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Price: $15.60 (originally $39, available in sizes XXS-XL and in five colors)

11. A lightweight puffer coat made with PrimaLoft, a magical material that provides ultimate warmth and insulation without weighing a million pounds.

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Price: $98.90 (originally $218, available in sizes XS-XXL and in five colors)

12. An oversized midi coat because cold weather is HERE, and it's time to stock up on a jacket that will will be both warm and stylish.

Price: $74.99 (originally $125, available in sizes 0-18 and in five colors)
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Price: $74.99 (originally $125, available in sizes 0-18 and in five colors)

13. A twist back sweater available in a gorgeous lipstick red color for a vibrant pop of color. Hate red? FINE! This is available in four other lovely colors.

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Price: $42.90 (originally $65, available in sizes XS-XL and in five colors)

14. A leather satchel guaranteed to become a vital part of your daily wardrobe. Leaving the house without flaunting this gorgeous, functional purse? Nope. Not an option.

Price: $154.80 (originally $258, available in two colors)
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Price: $154.80 (originally $258, available in two colors)

15. Mid-rise skinny jeans made from a gorgeous corduroy material for when you need a break from denim.

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Price: $49.90 (originally $69.50, available in sizes 00-18 and in petite sizes and in 10 colors)

16. Ankle strap pumps that will add a super sophisticated touch to that old denim and band tee combo you're currently wearing.

Price: $49.96 (originally $99.95, available in sizes 5-11 and in two sizes)
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Price: $49.96 (originally $99.95, available in sizes 5-11 and in two sizes)

17. A faux fur collar coat everyone will be jealous of. Get ready to turn heads, folks, because this gorgeous jacket is a wearable piece of art.

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Price: $57.99 (originally $98, available in sizes 0-14 and in four colors)

18. A notch-collar blazer best paired with a hot cup of coffee and some AP English literature. This is probably the ~smartest~ item of clothing you'll ever wear.

Price: $51.60 (originally $129, available in sizes 16-22)
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Price: $51.60 (originally $129, available in sizes 16-22)

19. Cropped denim leggings featuring floral embroidery that you don't need to have a green thumb in order to wear.

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Price: $21.98 (originally $55, available in sizes XXS-XL)

20. A canvas backpack you'll want to bring along on your next travel adventure. Not only does it look adorable, but it can fit an elephant ton of stuff inside.

Price: $29.98 (originally $50)
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Price: $29.98 (originally $50)

21. Western-inspired suede booties to make that jeans and sweater combo look like the TRENDIEST darn thing on earth!

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Price: $69.47 (originally $138.95, available in sizes 5-11 and in four colors)

22. A wide-leg jumpsuit to remind you that spring and summer and warm weather and happiness will be back SOON. I promise.

Price: $31.60 (originally $79, available in sizes XXS-XXL)
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Price: $31.60 (originally $79, available in sizes XXS-XXL)

23. Black booties with a shock-absorbing heel AKA these boots genuinely are made for walking — and walking comfortably.

Price: $99.90 (originally $249.95, available in sizes 6-11, four widths, and in two colors)
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Price: $99.90 (originally $249.95, available in sizes 6-11, four widths, and in two colors)

24. High-waisted ankle jeans adorned with stars for anyone who wants to add a little extra ~oomph~ to their denim.

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Price: $50.90 (originally $129, available in sizes 0P-16P)

25. Slit hem ankle leggings polished enough to be considered office-appropriate attire. Just add a tunic and a blazer and you'll be all set, kiddo!

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Price: $35.60 (originally $89, available in sizes 0X-3X)

IF YOU'RE LIKE DEPECHE MODE AND JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH, check out the rest of the Nordstrom Cyber Monday sale!

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My reaction to that motto jacket that went from $129 to $51, below:

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