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1. An angled broom with flared bristles that catch even the finest specks of dirt. Goodbye, light dust that would have eventually evolved into a full-sized bunny.
2. Dishwasher cleaner and disinfectant because HOW can you have clean dishes if the dishwasher itself is dirty?!!?
3. A vinegar-based glass and window cleaner that delivers gorgeous, streak-free shine. Plus, this formula doesn't contain any harsh chemicals...
4. A stainless steel cleaner not intended to clean the man of steel. You still need to shower, buddy.
5. A plant-based, natural stain remover inspired by Britney Spears' hit song "Non-Toxic."
6. Microfiber cleaning cloths to wipe, dust, and dry any and every surface in your home. And when they get dirty? Just throw 'em in the washer.
7. A wood polish and conditioner guaranteed to have you crying tears of pure joy. Such *stifles sob* amazing results.
8. A non-abrasive cleansing and polishing powder that will make your poor, overworked pots and pans sparkle like NEW.
9. A sulfate-free dish soap made from green tea and lime. This will cut right through grease, even in areas riddled with hard water.
10. Restore kit wipes that'll have your headlights singing, "I can see clearly now, the accumulated dust and dirt is gone."
11. An oven, broiler, and grill cleaner that'll have burnt-on grease and grime shaking in their little space boots.
12. A cleaning mop for anyone who just needs to blow off a little ~steam~. Wink.
13. A cleaner and deodorizer designed to have you smelling your carpet à la the people in those Febreze commercials.
14. Washing machine tablets that'll have hidden mold and mildew yelling "Have mercy!" Uncle Jesse style.
15. Tall trash bags with leak protection AND a touch of Febreze that'll mask the odor of...well...trash for up to five days.
16. A stain and odor cleaner for when your good boy goes through the whole "rebellious teenager" phase.
17. A power scrubbing cleaner that's like laundry day for carpeting. It has an automatic mixing system so your carpets get *just* the right amount of detergent needed.
18. A multi-use sponge who likes to clean alongside his best friend, Patrick. Recently dyed himself blue.
19. A multipurpose cleaning vinegar that doesn't SMELL like vinegar. It does, however, smell like lavender, eucalyptus, lime mint, or mandarin.
20. A spray gel for anyone whose cleaning products have been a little ~rusty~ lately. This'll get rid of hard water rust build-up like it's no one's business.
21. A lightweight handheld vacuum to clean up all of the messes that were 100% not your fault. The planter fell over by itself, okay? Not my fault it's clumsy.
22. A concentrated gel because stains of ANY kind are an eye sore. But mold and mildew stains? *shudders at the thought*
23. An almond-scented cleaner for anyone who ~wood~ go ~nuts~ at the thought of having clean floors.
24. An electric power scrubber that does all of your horrible Cinderella-esque chores for ya. Repeat after me: NO MORE HAND SCRUBBING FLOORS.
25. A window blind cleaner because YES! You do have to clean those on occasion! And this microfiber cloth tool will have 'em dust-free in no time.
26. A chemical-free treatment to have your bathroom fixtures looking sparkly, shiny, and new. Water stains? I don't know her.
27. A wood cleaner that will clean your furniture without leaving a gross, ew, why-is-this-sticky-it-should-be-clean film behind.
28. A handy-dandy brush set with the ability to reach all those tiny, gross areas that you definitely don't clean enough.
29. A reusable cloth to rid your gorgeous wooden furniture of water stains. Honestly, how the hell does water STAIN? It makes me so angry.
What I imagine I look like while cleaning:
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