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1. A plunge bikini with a bit of an ego. It's constantly asking to be photographed and filtered for the 'gram.
2. A bikini inspired by all the palm trees you'll be seeing on your tropical vacation this summer.
Promising review: "I can't rave about this bikini top enough! I'm a 36F and this fits perfectly true to size. It gives plenty of lift and makes my girls look awesome! What a steal for the price — I'm going to look into other color options!" —Saucyjox
Get them from Amazon for $16.95 (top, available in sizes 30E-38J) and $30 (bottom, available in sizes S-3X).
3. A sweetheart bikini to trick people into thinking you're a DIY expert. Just lie and say you crocheted this yourself.
OF COURSE everyone will believe you. Don't be silly!
Promising review: "Love this top! It offers great support and coverage for this size 36E woman." —Simonzee
Get it from Bravissimo for $68 (bikini top, available in sizes 30D-38G and two colors) and $42 (bikini bottom, available in sizes XS-XL and two colors).
4. A flower bikini that'll turn you into a living, breathing, walking, sweating bouquet.
5. A bikini top you'll probably want to wear as a bra during the colder months. Don't worry, this is a judgement-free zone.
Raise your hand if you've ever worn a bikini top in lieu of a bra.
Promising review: "I was a little nervous about buying a bikini top online because I'm a 38DDD, but I ordered this in a 1X and it fits great. The coverage was perfect and its so comfortable!" —Bella
Get it from Forever 21 for $17.90 (bikini top, available in sizes 0X-3X and two colors) and $11 (bikini bottoms, available in sizes 0X-3X and two colors).
6. An adorable bikini known to be a social butterfly. It just really enjoys to flamingle with new people at the beach.
Promising review: "I went up a size and it fits perfectly! I was so nervous that the cup would be big, but it fit my ladies perfectly and provides AMAZING support. I am extremely happy with the style and fit! This is the best fitting suit I have EVER owned. I live on an island, so I wear swimsuits at least three times a week!" —Steph Rios
Get it from Swimsuits For All for $68 (previously $98, available in sizes 12-24).
7. A cactus bikini you need to soak in fabric softener. It can be pretty ~prickly~ when you first buy it.
Promising review: "I ordered this bikini top in a size 30G and I love it — it's super cute, fits great, and offers awesome support." —Better To Be Safe
Get it from Amazon for $16.95+ (bikini top, available in sizes 30DD-36G) and $34.94 (bikini bottom, available in sizes XS-L).
8. A paneled swimsuit that is exactly what comes to mind when I think of the word "sleek."
Get it from Asos for $45 (available in sizes 30DD/E-36G).
9. A bikini top you'll become so obsessed with, you'll want to talk a-bow-t it all the time.
Promising review: "This bikini top is the best fitting, most flattering, and most supportive top I've ever tried. It fit like a glove! As a busty person, it's very challenging to find tops that fit. But this one is a dream!" —Chris
Get it from Amazon for $23.95+ (available in sizes 28D-38G and six colors).
10. A fishnet bikini with pom pom detailing for anyone who wishes they were on the cheer squad in high school.
11. A champagne-colored swimsuit designed to make your curves scream, "HELLO, WE ARE FABULOUS!"
Promising review: "I'm 5'10 and wear an H cup in bras, so I tend to have a problem with one pieces. I decided to try this out in a size bigger than I usually wear, and it fits perfectly. It's slimming, holds my chest in, and the mesh on the side gives an added pop. Plus, the fabric is good quality." —Hopkins24
Get it from Swimsuits For All for $68 (down from $98, available in sizes 12-24).
12. A triangle bikini intended to be worn while on a yacht party somewhere in the Mediterranean. Understandable.
13. A bandeau bikini known to influence spontaneity. It'll inspire you to book an all-inclusive vacation, for example.
14. An underwire bikini that is too sexy for your shirt. It's also too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan.
15. A polka dotted bikini too adorable for words. I feel like Minnie Mouse would wear something like this while on vacation.
Promising review: "I absolutely love this top! It doesn't move when I wear it strapless — I even jumped up and down with my 44DD boobs! It's super cute and the color is gorgeous!" —aimsxy
Get it from Torrid for $68.90 (bikini top, available in sizes 00-6) and $44.90 (bikini bottom, available in sizes 00-6).
16. A tankini top known to have inspired Lana Del Rey's hit song, "Summertime Sadness."
Why? Because she was sad she couldn't wear this year-round.
Promising review: "This is the best swim top I've ever bought! It offers great support and I love that the straps are adjustable." —Pookie0812
Get it from Lane Bryant for $47.95+ (available in sizes 36C-44H).
17. A unique bikini inspired by and named after Atlantis. Because apparently, Atlantis looked like this!
Atlantis: The Lost Empire is the most UNDERRATED Disney movie ever. That is all.
Promising review: "It's so hard to find a bathing suit top in anything larger than a DD, but I'm so happy I found this! It fits great (I'm a 32E), offers excellent support, and the print is really cute." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $39.85+ (bikini top, available in sizes 28DD-32FF) and $12.95+ (bikini bottom, available in sizes XS-XL).
18. A belted swimsuit so valuable, you should store it in a safe. After all, it is gold.
Get it from Asos for $48 (available in sizes 30DD/E-38G).
19. A colorblock bikini your other bathing suits will want to block from entering your closet because...
20. A halter bikini with adorable mesh overlay. Excuse my drooling. I can't help it.
21. A unique swimsuit designed specifically for intergalactic travel. The beaches on Mars are so clear.
Mars: the next tropical hotspot.
Promising review: "Being a large-busted women (I wear a 44G), I've never found a top that actually holds me in. But this top not only offers great support, it looks so cute! I am so excited to strut my stuff this summer. The 3X fits me perfectly!" —Rae244
Get it from Torrid for $64.90 (available in sizes 00-6).
22. A floral bikini with vibrant colors guaranteed to make you stand out from the crowd.
Promising review: "I couldn't be happier with this swimsuit! It's very comfortable, and the cup size was perfect. The color is also very vibrant. Although it's white, I've gotten it wet and it's not see through!" —Lauren
Get it from Bravissimo for $38 (bikini top, available in sizes 28DD-38G) and $38 (bikini bottom, available in sizes XS-XXL).
23. A nautical tankini top you'll naut want to miss out on wearing this summer.
24. A sweetheart bikini top with fully adjustable straps and a fun, retro-inspired print.
Promising review: "It's so hard to find a swimsuit that fits bigger-breasted women. I wear a 32DDD and this is one of the only tops I've found that fits me! It fits perfectly, and there's no spilling out on the sides or the top." —Desiree
Get it from Amazon for $15.50+ (bikini top, available in sizes 28D-38F and two colors) and $10.95+ (bikini bottom, available in sizes XS-L and two colors).
When you find a bathing suit that actually fits...
This amazing gif is in reference to #17...
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