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22 Conversations Every Cat Owner Has Had With Their Pet

"So help me god, if you don't get down from there!"

1. "Do you do anything besides sleep all day?"

2. "Am I allowed to pet you now?"

3. "What the hell are you doing in the sink?"

4. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

5. "I thought cats were supposed to be smart..."

6. "You want to come inside?! But I just let you outside!"

7. "Aren't cats supposed to be graceful?"

8. "Do I even want to know what happened?"

9. "No, really, why did Ancient Egyptians worship you guys?"

10. "Can you stop fucking with the dog?"

11. "You know, I was reading that."

12. "Are you ever nice to anyone?!"

13. "If you don't stop scratching the door, so help me god!"


15. "First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!"

16. "Can you please stop chewing all of my nice things?"

17. "Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?"

18. "Will anything I ever do be enough for you?"

19. "Were you born an asshole? Cause I sure as hell didn't raise you to be this way."

20. Are you comfortable there?

21. "Please, for the love of god, get down from there!"

22. "Why are you so obsessed with that box?"