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    18 Reasons Why Dating A Bald Man Is The Smartest Decision You'll Make All Year

    Believe us, bald men are where it's at.

    1. First things first, bald men are super sexy.

    2. They are warriors.

    3. Their baldness highlights their features' natural beauty.

    4. They won't spend five hours hogging your bathroom to style their hair.

    5. And you'll never find their hair in the shower drain.

    6. You will never need to tell them to go to the hairdresser.

    7. They can actually pull off hats.

    8. And beanies look great on them, too.

    9. Their baldness makes their gaze even more intense.

    10. Because bald heads are really soft <3

    11. And super sexy...not sure if I mentioned that one yet.

    12. Because it's a timeless look.

    13. And bald men are super classy.

    14. Baldness goes with everything.

    15. It has even been scientifically proven that all bald men are sexy*.

    16. So whether they're just a little bald...

    17. ...or a lot bald...

    18. Don't wait around any longer — find a bald man and make him yours today!

    This post was translated from French.