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How Much Of An Asshole Are You?

It's important to know whether or not you're a prick.

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  1. Have you ever...

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    Canceled an appointment at the last minute?
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    Stood someone up?
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    Pretended to be sick to avoid going to a party?
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    Eaten other people's desserts instead of ordering one for yourself?
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    Bummed a cigarette off someone?
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    Offered a cigarette to someone who had stopped smoking?
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    Borrowed money from someone?
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    Borrowed money from someone and forgotten to pay them back?
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    Insulted someone that you didn't know on Twitter or in comments?
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    Cut in line?
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    Cut in line, then criticized someone else for cutting in line?
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    Sulked on your birthday?
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    Sulked during a friend's birthday?
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    Repeated a secret even though you swore that you wouldn't?
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    Said bad things about someone behind their back?
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    Received a message from a friend and felt too lazy to bother replying?
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    Received a call from a friend and felt too lazy to bother answering?
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    Said the sentence "WHAT?! You've never seen__??"?
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    Said the sentence "WHAT?! You've never read__??"?
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    Made a joke about someone's physical appearance?
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    Made a joke at the expense of a friend?
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    Made a joke about someone's death on social networks?
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    Accused someone else to cover up the fact that you did something wrong?
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    Tortured a kitten?
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    Made out with your SO in public?
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    Taken a selfie?
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    Taken a selfie at the beach?
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    Taken a couple selfie?
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    TAKEN A COUPLE SELFIE AT THE BEACH?
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    Quoted a philosopher or a politician during a party?
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    Sent your plate back to the kitchen after having eaten half of it?
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    Left a bar or a cafe without paying?
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    Stolen something from a supermarket?
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    Stolen money from homeless person?
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    Not offered your seat to an elderly, disabled, or pregnant person in the subway?
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    Put your bag on the seat next to you in the subway while some people were standing?
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    Elbowed your way onto the train without mercy?
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    Elbowed your way onto the train without mercy, then reproached someone else for doing the same?
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    Hit on someone who wasn't interested?
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    Kept hitting on someone who wasn't interested?
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    Stuck your chewing gum under a table?
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    Littered?
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    Tossed your cigarette on the ground without stubbing it out?
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    Spit on someone?
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    Hosted a huge party without informing your neighbors?
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    Called the cops because your neighbors were having a huge party?
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    Killed someone?
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    Steered the conversation back to yourself?
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    Pretended to be seemingly modest?
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    Said something disparaging about yourself just to get people to compliment you?
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    Humiliated someone just for fun?
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    Slept with someone who was already taken?
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    Cheated on someone?
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    Cheated on your SO with their close friend/brother/sister?
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    Called a woman "a slut"?
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    Called a woman "a bitch"?
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    Refused to go out with someone because he/she did not dress well?
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    Failed to respect the pedestrian's right of way?
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    Run a red light?
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    Crossed a street (when you didn't have the light) even though a car was approaching?
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    Walked very slowly across the street when you didn't have the right of way?
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    Asked for information about a supermarket's loyalty card while ~50 people were standing in line behind you?
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    Paid for your groceries with a check?
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    Paid for your groceries entirely in change?
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    Paid for your groceries while talking on the phone? ("Yeah, wait, give me two seconds, I have to pay. Yes, I'm sorry.")
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    Realized, upon reaching the cashier, that you had forgotten to pick up tomatoes and decided to go back to get them, leaving your groceries on the counter?
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    Boarded a plane with a suitcase, a backpack, AND a laptop bag?
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    Taken an infant on a long-haul flight?
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    Shared pics of your workout on Facebook?
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    Tagged a friend in a picture on Facebook even though you were perfectly aware that he/she would not like the photo?
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    Gone to work when you were sick?
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    Taken the subway while you were sick?
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    Talked during a movie?
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    Sent text messages during a movie?
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    Waited for the beginning of the movie to unwrap your candies?
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    Spoiled the end of a movie for someone?
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    Spoiled a TV series for someone?
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    Left all the clothes that you did not want in the fitting room?
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    Put the clothes that you did not like on a random rack in the store?
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    Noticed that a friend had something in between his/her teeth and chosen not to say anything?
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    Lied?
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    Flirted with someone just to get him/her to buy you a drink?
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    Spit in someone's glass?
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    Decided to take credit for something that you did not do?
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    Made someone cry?
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    Made a child cry?
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    MADE YOUR MOTHER CRY?
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    Been referred to as an "asshole"?

This post was translated from French.

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