Canceled an appointment at the last minute?Stood someone up?Pretended to be sick to avoid going to a party?Eaten other people's desserts instead of ordering one for yourself?Bummed a cigarette off someone?Offered a cigarette to someone who had stopped smoking?Borrowed money from someone?Borrowed money from someone and forgotten to pay them back?Insulted someone that you didn't know on Twitter or in comments?Cut in line?Cut in line, then criticized someone else for cutting in line?Sulked on your birthday?Sulked during a friend's birthday?Repeated a secret even though you swore that you wouldn't?Said bad things about someone behind their back?Received a message from a friend and felt too lazy to bother replying?Received a call from a friend and felt too lazy to bother answering?Said the sentence "WHAT?! You've never seen__??"?Said the sentence "WHAT?! You've never read__??"?Made a joke about someone's physical appearance?Made a joke at the expense of a friend?Made a joke about someone's death on social networks?Accused someone else to cover up the fact that you did something wrong?Tortured a kitten?Made out with your SO in public?Taken a selfie?Taken a selfie at the beach?Taken a couple selfie?TAKEN A COUPLE SELFIE AT THE BEACH?Quoted a philosopher or a politician during a party?Sent your plate back to the kitchen after having eaten half of it?Left a bar or a cafe without paying?Stolen something from a supermarket?Stolen money from homeless person?Not offered your seat to an elderly, disabled, or pregnant person in the subway?Put your bag on the seat next to you in the subway while some people were standing?Elbowed your way onto the train without mercy?Elbowed your way onto the train without mercy, then reproached someone else for doing the same?Hit on someone who wasn't interested?Kept hitting on someone who wasn't interested?Stuck your chewing gum under a table?Littered?Tossed your cigarette on the ground without stubbing it out?Spit on someone?Hosted a huge party without informing your neighbors?Called the cops because your neighbors were having a huge party?Killed someone?Steered the conversation back to yourself?Pretended to be seemingly modest?Said something disparaging about yourself just to get people to compliment you?Humiliated someone just for fun?Slept with someone who was already taken?Cheated on someone?Cheated on your SO with their close friend/brother/sister?Called a woman "a slut"?Called a woman "a bitch"?Refused to go out with someone because he/she did not dress well?Failed to respect the pedestrian's right of way?Run a red light?Crossed a street (when you didn't have the light) even though a car was approaching?Walked very slowly across the street when you didn't have the right of way?Asked for information about a supermarket's loyalty card while ~50 people were standing in line behind you?Paid for your groceries with a check?Paid for your groceries entirely in change?Paid for your groceries while talking on the phone? ("Yeah, wait, give me two seconds, I have to pay. Yes, I'm sorry.")Realized, upon reaching the cashier, that you had forgotten to pick up tomatoes and decided to go back to get them, leaving your groceries on the counter?Boarded a plane with a suitcase, a backpack, AND a laptop bag?Taken an infant on a long-haul flight?Shared pics of your workout on Facebook?Tagged a friend in a picture on Facebook even though you were perfectly aware that he/she would not like the photo?Gone to work when you were sick?Taken the subway while you were sick?Talked during a movie?Sent text messages during a movie?Waited for the beginning of the movie to unwrap your candies?Spoiled the end of a movie for someone?Spoiled a TV series for someone?Left all the clothes that you did not want in the fitting room?Put the clothes that you did not like on a random rack in the store?Noticed that a friend had something in between his/her teeth and chosen not to say anything?Lied?Flirted with someone just to get him/her to buy you a drink?Spit in someone's glass?Decided to take credit for something that you did not do?Made someone cry?Made a child cry?MADE YOUR MOTHER CRY?Been referred to as an "asshole"?
This post was translated from French.