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Oh no. Madonna's at the front door of my nan's house again.
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Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever.
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"You're a good cat. You don't care what the other cats say. You is kind. You is smart. You is important."
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Imagine the trouble she has trying to introduce herself in France.
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It's called "celery" because "cold, wet plant bones" takes too long.
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Feel sorry for all you idiots still stuck doing "Netflix and chill".
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love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
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Do you want to be seen or not mate
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My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall, I said maybe
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Alright stop, refrigerate and listen