1. You mean I can actually eat what's inside of here?!?
2. And I can cook with what's in here?!?
3. And here's three jaw-droppers in a row!
4. No more sore butts!
5. Guess who's going home and going back to sleep!
6. Added bonus...we all get out of here sooner!
8. You mean she's not running on CPT?
9. You mean I can ask "Why," and get more than a four word response?
10. Mini-heart attack averted...
11. You mean it's not within reaching distance?
12. Hallelujah!! Praise the Lord!
13. And we don't have to order off the dollar menu?!?
14. But I don't want to lose my melanin!
15. And the biggest plot twist of all...
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