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      I get pretty much all my spices these days from Penzey’s, but I couldn’t live without their Tuscan Sunset and Fox Point. Tuscan Sunset is a gorgeous, light Italian seasoning that goes well in pretty much everything because it’s not too heavy on onion or garlic, and Fox Point is a blend of shallot, chive, dried onion, and other similar spices that adds the perfect complex onion flavor to dishes without overpowering them. I don’t like raw onions at all and my husband loves them, so Fox Point has been the perfect compromise for us.

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      You know what else nurses hate? Working on a code blue for 20 minutes and not being able to save the patient. Getting punched in the face by a woman older than your grandmother who is confused and doesn’t understand that you’re just trying to get her out of bed so she can have some dinner. Getting the pathology report back on a patient who has been with you for years and seeing that his cancer has come back and probably isn’t going to be curable this time. We deal with A LOT. We need to be able to laugh and vent about what we go through. There are things that teachers hate about their jobs. There are things that cashiers hate about their jobs. There are things that hedge fund managers and presidents and janitors hate about their jobs. We’re not saints. We’re just as human as you are and some days, yeah, an ass rash is more than you can handle. Burnout is real and if we nurses can’t find some humor in what we do, then there’s no hope for us and there’s no hope for you without us.

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      I once dreamed that I was standing in a kitchen and talking to a penguin while it made scrambled eggs. The penguin talked like and kind of looked like Cam from Modern Family. I was trying to tell the penguin about the advertising campaign for Avon that my step-siblings had been photographed for, but Cam-penguin was trying to tell me about the fight he had had that morning with Mitchell-penguin. And the penguin was wearing a codpiece. The end.

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      I have more questions than answers after viewing these photos. When did chambray denim get so big? What happened to Aubrey Dey’s pants? WTF Richard Simmons, why is he even there? How much did Miley’s mom spend at Hobby Lobby to make her that outfit? How many baby chipmunks had to die so Katy Perry could look that bad? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…
      Mad props to Chilli, though. She still looks fantastic.

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