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What Do You Think Lady Gaga's Upcoming Tour Costumes Will Be Made Of?

They're by Giorgio Armani and they look crazy — that is, if all this wacky diva wear hasn't desensitized you to crazy yet. All we have so far are sketches that just came out, but we can still take a stab at guessing the materials that will be used to craft this nonsense.

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Possible Materials:

Fencing.

These bugs.

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Part of this guy.

2.

Possible Materials:

Cher's hair.

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Google glasses.

Some of this Victoria's Secret Fashion Show crap.

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Possible Materials:

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The Trans Siberian Orchestra.

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Possible Materials:

This Snuggie.

This table top.

Fin.