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The 29 Hands Down Most Ridiculous New Outfits For Men

Leave it to the French to host the most brilliantly outlandish fashion shows in the world. Here's a look at what some designers want men to wear in the spring of 2013, hot off the Paris Men's Fashion Week runways.

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1. These collapsable trash cans.

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Or are they latex-coated male model-sized slinkies? They're probably not ideal for bustling metropolitan settings like New York, but at least if you were feeling fat one day, these are awfully forgiving.

Thom Browne.

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10. These scary shades and pajamas.

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Those glasses creep me the hell out, but I guess if you're going to wear your PJs out of the house that might be something you're going for!

Damir Doma.

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17. This silky "sex Communion" sweatshirt.

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“I’m going back to my roots,’’ Riccardo Tisci, the Catholic designer who created this ensemble told press. “It’s about Communion, but a sex version of it.’’

Givenchy.

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24. This "everyone wants to kill me" ruff.

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At least if you go around like this people might think you've had a bad enough day already and not try to do it to you again.

Walter Van Beirendonck.

29. This face dress and pink overcoat.

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Women have been stealing clothes from their boyfriends for too long. Isn't it time they stole from their girlfriends too?

Raf Simons.

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