The 21 Most Ubiquitous Trends From Glastonbury, England's Less Naked Version Of Coachella

    Warning: this gets dirty.

    1. Cara Delevingne.

    She has to be everywhere at Glastonbury because she's "the new Kate Moss."

    See? Kate Moss.

    Here's another shot from Cara's Instagram.

    2. These headdresses. Still with these headdresses.

    People do everything in these headdresses. They lounge...

    They duckface...

    3. Being absolutely filthy.

    Really, incredibly, worringly filthy.

    4. Conversely, another trend is keeping surprisingly clean.

    5. Smoking "funny cigarettes" while wearing interesting headgear.

    6. Shorts and wellies.

    7. Looking like you're going to a hipster office job.

    8. Extreme fringe.

    Yep.

    9. Wearing tight netting as a top.

    10. Power couples.

    Not to be outdone by...

    Who in turn are not to be outdone by...

    11. Layering.

    12. Fabulous cat ears.

    13. And to take it one step further: full cat face.

    14. More extreme hairy Winny the Pooh ears could also be seen.

    15. Small, tight jorts.

    16. Florals: on men.

    And women.

    17. Fanny packs.

    18. Flowers in hair.

    The epic floral mohawk.

    19. And here's Sienna Miller again. Because she was everywhere.

    20. Nail art.

    21. And finally, face art.

    And on a final note, this guy wasn't nearly as ubiquitous as he should have been.