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Fashion Show Attendees Shrug Off "Shocking" Runway Streaker

As if anyone would really have a serious problem with a naked man at Milan Men's Fashion Week. Come on now.

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After Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana took a bow on their runway following their men's fashion show in Milan, this sprite-like bundle of energy bounded down the runway fully nude, save sneakers.

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Apparently, according to GQ, he dashed onto the runway and ripped off his clothes. "Not sure if it was breakaway suit or what," fashion editor Matt Sebra reports. "Full freeball."

Security guards eventually brought the man's naked frolic to an end.

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It appears that they shielded his junk from the audience with a suit jacket or some such garment, which must have indeed irked the dozens of people trying to instagram his balls.

The hooligan's identity is a mystery, but this instagram photo identifies him as "Mikey the Streaker."

He might look innocent enough, but a man whose bros who tuck their tops into the waistbands of their exposed underwear is definitely up to no good.

Shirltessness and varying degrees of pantslessness are typical of men's fashion week.

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Female models show their nipples all the time anyway, so it's really NBD for the men.

So you could be forgiven for thinking the streaker was the grand finale to the show.

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Dolce & Gabbana have had a rough couple of weeks. If anyone in fashion could use a little pick-me-up right now, it's those guys.

Besides, according to deputy BuzzFeed Fashion editor Alex Rees, who's live on the ground in Milan right now, no one's been talking about the streaker. Because again: what's a naked man on a men's fashion week runway? Sky is blue, Snooki is tan, etc.