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54 Photos Of Badly Dressed Celebrities, Large Hats, And Drunk People At The Kentucky Derby

Horses aside, this race is about three things: famous people, headgear, and getting trashed. Here, a complete photo recap of the Derby.

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First, the celebrities.

2. How'd she get tricked into this?

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Is this the celebrity's version of "what was I thinking when I was drinking last night?" Instead of like, "what ex-boyfriend did I text," what crazy-looking red people did I pose for photos with?

3. Gail Simmons

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I think she was there to plug tea that comes in a salad dressing bottle — an occasion that makes this outfit absolutely outstanding. (I'd have shown up in a tracksuit were this my duty.)

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21. A model wearing an outfit made of roses.

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Apparently stringing some roses together and wearing a few strands at once qualifies as a top. How have slutty Halloween people not figured this out yet?

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And now, the fabulously large hats.

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People who are getting drunk...

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And the drunk people.