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25 New Rules For Men's Fashion

The men's shows rage on in Milan and Paris, where the hottest designers are showing what the most stylish dudes with wear in the spring of 2013. Here are all the outfits every dude who considers himself "well-dressed" needs to study.

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1. Upgrade your plain white shirt and hike up your pants.

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Floral prints pair well with a wistful, dewy summer skin. Basically just make yourself look like you've been crying all day.

3. From afar, clothes should suggest that you have ladylike breasts.

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A model performs at the start of a sixty-hour fashion show event for the label Band of Outsiders in Paris.

4. Floral lace blouses elevate a plain white power suit.

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Deisel Black Gold suggests a neckline cut low enough to reveal heavage cross tattoos.

8. Allow your beer to inspire your outerwear.

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Moschino tiled Budweiser labels, replacing "Budweiser" with "Moschino."

(WARNING: if you want to attract a love interest it's not advisable that you are seen playing beer pong in this. You don't want to look like that big of a beer freak.)

12. Through sheer fabrics, celebrate the fact that you don't have to wear a bra.

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But, as Tillmann Lauterbach understands, you most often do have to wear a top.