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10 Outfits Everyone Obviously Wants But Pretty Much No One Can Wear

Okay, fine — Anja Rubik can wear ALL of these. But that's it.

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Anthony Vaccarello is the man responsible for slits in clothes that defy all logic and perhaps sanity.

From left, Anja Rubik at the Met Gala, Anne V at the Grammys, and Gwyneth Paltrow posing for Harper's Bazaar.

The gowns seem to work by having lots of strategic elastic bands and underwear-like structures within. So Anja Rubik can go out and show her hip bone but not anything... southeast of that.

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It carries the dubiously honorable distinction of looking at once incredibly comfortable and incredibly dangerous, both in the "is she going to flash us?" and "is she going to trip and eat it?" departments.

Overall, Vaccarello has a distinct, sexy, very cool aesthetic as a designer, producing the kinds of things every woman wants but pretty much no one with a semblance of a normal life can wear.

2. And this shirt made of washers worn under this blazer is completely amazing and sexy right?

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It won't look nearly as cool with an undershirt. Plus, as workwear? Your boss is shaking her head already.

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This does appear to have Rihanna written all over it, though. Which makes sense since she's the queen of stuff everyone wants to wear but no one normal can(/should) wear.

5. Even this — so cool! High maintenance yet casual at the same time

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With a vent made of washers right at the crotch area. So, there goes that.

6. This is like the best bathing suit cover-up ever made.

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Because it is way to mesh to really categorize as cocktail attire. But it's not a bathing suit cover-up so, no one can wear it!

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10. Even this looks wearable — but don't let it deceive you.

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You're just not going out the house with a long white coat and leather pants.

And if this is legitimately in your cards then we need to have a serious conversation about your peplum pants.

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