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I live alone. It’s not the worst thing in the world, but it sucks not being able to see my family or any of my friends. There’s video chatting, but it’s not the same.

I’m vegetarian, and if I have to eat at a fast food place, I just order a burger without the meet. It’s basically a grilled cheese with some other toppings. Not the best thing in the world, but not bad in a pinch.

Haaaam.

Haha, yes! I kept thinking of that episode of friends where he had a bit with Billy Crystal and was shouting in a fake Spanish accent.

More than once I’ve stopped at a stop sign and then just sat there like it was a red light.

I accidentally brought a corkscrew with a little blade attached to it, I had forgotten to take it out of the suitcase after a previous trip. I tried to joke about being scatterbrained, but they were not amused.

I don’t completely know why, but the vulture from Sweet Pickles scared the crap out of me.

We did talk about it after (the class was like 90% Asian, including the kid who said that), it was just funny because it was so out of the blue, and it led to a very odd conversation about ninjas.

I was reading Little Red Riding Hood to a group of 3 & 4 year olds, and I asked them what they thought the moral was. One child raised her hand and said “Never talk to strangers,” and the little boy next to her piped up “Or Chinese people!”

Any time I see someone sitting on a wall, or a ledge, I always think about walking up and pushing them over. Not like I want to, or wonder what would happen, the thought just always occurs. I share this with very few people because it’s hard to explain. People always want to know… Read More