Same! I’m not sure how one night of not knowing how you got to your bed constitutes “An entire chunk of your life.”

tomh buncha numbers, male comedians do make rape jokes. I’ve heard Daniel Tosh make a few

I think the point that a438e1ebcf is trying to make, and that I’m inclined to agree with, is that the majority of people cannot be bothered with the actual meaningful problems facing us as a society, but will get all up in arms about some stupid celebrity bullshit that has no impact on fucking anything. It’s pathetic.

Completely agree. Alcohol is hands down our most detrimental drug but it is legal and therefore socially acceptable, even condoned. People could stand to broaden their horizons and stop acting like sheep all the time.

ok that is a legit horror story

It’s one of the cheapest drug store brands sold in the U.S.
I don’t know how cheap it was when you were a kid but it’s still incredibly cheap comparably.

I live in Seattle so Starbucks is my local coffee shop… ;)

That wasn’t the ending I was expecting, but it made my day!! Congrats to you two on your new baby =)

My thoughts exactly!! Moscato is disgustingly sweet! Vinho Verde is my absolute fave.

Fellow Italian with PCOS! I don’t think people understand the severity of the hair. Girlfriends are always commenting about how hairy they are, they have NO idea… ;)

So what you’re saying is that everyone is different and their feelings are subject to change at any given time depending on the situation and the person that they’re interacting with? I hope we have enough labels for this type of behavior because it is just a crazy foreign concept!

I laughed so hard at this people are staring. amazing

calm down

I can definitely tell a difference, at least in myself. If I smoke pot on a regular basis I start to feel cloudy and forgetful. I’m not talking about while I’m high, I’m talking about many hours and days after smoking. It definitely makes me “dumb.” On the other hand I also know a lot of people who are not affected by it all. I guess it just depends.

haha! god it’s all so fucking true. I screen shot these exact things and send them to my husband all day so we can laugh at our insane relatives.

It’s a fucking hair color. Anyone who actually thinks blondes are dumb is a fucking moron and you needn’t concern yourself.

Right??? How you would not immediately realize that this is a joke book intended for adults is beyond me. If it seems outrageous and unreal, it probably is. Come on people!

brilliant!

Cute!! Love the cat balloons and kitty litter dessert!

yes! I hate that! I feel like every restaurant does that too.

you’re obviously one of those horrible people.

I’m crying. You described it so perfectly.

I got pregnant :) It’s been 14 weeks and I couldn’t care less because growing a baby is more amazing than anything in the world (especially stupid cigarettes).

My comment refers to elleg49’s comment, not the original poster

Perfectly put!

it must be fixed because i can read it just fine

Tuck it into your labia, is what I mean, just to clarify =)

This is all news to me. Do women seriously change their tampons every time they go to the bathroom?? That’s crazy! My tampon doesn’t come out even in the slightest bit when I go to the bathroom. Also, just pull the string towards you and away from your butt. Tuck it into your vagina- if you’re wiping properly, you shouldn’t have any problems.

yes! you and I would be friends

For real! I cannot tell you how often I get asked what my tattoos mean and the then blank stares I get when I say that they’re just things that I like. I blame all of those shitty tattoo reality shows. Thanks a lot Kat Von Dee ;)

New dads are encouraged to have skin to skin contact with their newborns just like new moms. As a way of bonding. It can look a little cheesy but it definitely makes sense and I think it’s sweet. :)

the little rascals

Me too! All of the movies are universally awful and I had no idea anyone thought otherwise! =)

It was all over at #12. I’m now crying at work.

If you could see my nails right now, you would see that both of my ring fingers have a lovely little gold sparkly dusting. =) There seems to be a lot of displaced anger towards finger nail polish. What’s really going on here, guys? Is everything ok at home?