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The Great British Bake Off Drinking Game That You've Been Waiting For

On your marks, get set, DRINK!

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1 SHOT - Contestant caught like a deer in headlights by Paul Hollywood's icy stare.

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If your shit is under-baked, lord have mercy on your soul.

2 SHOTS - "Another thirty seconds?"

Don't you dare ask for more time, Mary doesn't take kindly to begging.

Don't you dare ask for more time, Mary doesn't take kindly to begging.

2 SHOTS - Mary Berry erotically flicks crumb from corner of mouth.

Moist is one of her favourite words.
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Moist is one of her favourite words.

1 SHOT - Sue shoehorns sexual innuendo into link.

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And we know what you're doing in that car park Sue. Sexing. Cakey sexing.

3 SHOTS - Dropped cake.

Drop that cake, and it's all over. Both for the contestant and your liver.
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Drop that cake, and it's all over. Both for the contestant and your liver.

1 SHOT - Contestant ruins fondant icing with bitter tears of failure.

Get it together love, it's only sugar and eggs.
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Get it together love, it's only sugar and eggs.

3 SHOTS - Viewers realise they've never heard anyone say 'tartlets' out loud before.

Am I right Sue? Am I right?
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Am I right Sue? Am I right?

1 SHOT PER PLASTER - Blue plaster appears on contestant's finger.

I need to make a trip to the off license...

I need to make a trip to the off license...

1 SHOT - Contestant dejectedly sits on floor in front of oven.

Happy drinking, folks!
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Happy drinking, folks!

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