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    19 Problems Only Students Who Studied In Southampton Understand

    "No, I don't want to go to Oceana again."

    1. Meeting a new friend on a night out, only to discover they go to the "other uni".

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    Why must you betray me like this?

    2. Thinking that moving to the coast would mean living near a beach.

    3. Going to Jesters and realising you wore your nice shoes.

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    You'll never be able to get the mud out of your white Converse.

    4. Or trying to have an innocent dance at Jesters, only to find yourself in the middle of a brawl.

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    Stay classy, Jesters.

    5. Being unable to chase the Golden Banana on Cheeky Tuesdays because you don't have access to a car.

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    Damn you, Willy Bonka.

    6. Wanting to go out somewhere but your friends insist on going to Oceana. Again.

    7. Having to take out a loan to take a bus journey anywhere in Southampton.

    Bravo

    8. Or trying to get on the U1 in the morning like a civilised human, only to become the newest contestant in the Hunger Games.

    9. Paying a respectable £1 for a Sourz shot on a Wednesday and then it fluctuating to £4 on Saturdays.

    10. Being promised free shots by Bedford promoters and, only once it's too late to turn back, getting told that you have to buy a drink first.

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    You win again this time, Buddha.

    11. Being too drunk to complete the Fellowship Challenge at The Hobbit in one sitting.

    12. Innocently walking into a pub, only to realise it isn’t exactly "student friendly".

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    RETREAT!

    13. Trying to enter West Quay on a Saturday, only to get lost in a sea of people.

    14. Not being able to go on Yik Yak without seeing some utterly brutal yaks.

    15. Leaving Switch too late and missing out on getting a post-club Subway.

    16. Constantly having to explain that there are two unis in Southampton.

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    And no, I don't know your friend from the other one.

    17. Wanting to go out on a Monday and realising your only option is Parfait.

    18. Having to spend a fortune on your journey home because you literally live at the bottom of the country.

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    19. Let's be honest though, you wouldn't want to study anywhere else.

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