1. Meeting a new friend on a night out, only to discover they go to the "other uni".
2. Thinking that moving to the coast would mean living near a beach.
3. Going to Jesters and realising you wore your nice shoes.
4. Or trying to have an innocent dance at Jesters, only to find yourself in the middle of a brawl.
5. Being unable to chase the Golden Banana on Cheeky Tuesdays because you don't have access to a car.
6. Wanting to go out somewhere but your friends insist on going to Oceana. Again.
7. Having to take out a loan to take a bus journey anywhere in Southampton.
8. Or trying to get on the U1 in the morning like a civilised human, only to become the newest contestant in the Hunger Games.
9. Paying a respectable £1 for a Sourz shot on a Wednesday and then it fluctuating to £4 on Saturdays.
10. Being promised free shots by Bedford promoters and, only once it's too late to turn back, getting told that you have to buy a drink first.
11. Being too drunk to complete the Fellowship Challenge at The Hobbit in one sitting.
12. Innocently walking into a pub, only to realise it isn’t exactly "student friendly".
13. Trying to enter West Quay on a Saturday, only to get lost in a sea of people.
14. Not being able to go on Yik Yak without seeing some utterly brutal yaks.
15. Leaving Switch too late and missing out on getting a post-club Subway.
16. Constantly having to explain that there are two unis in Southampton.
17. Wanting to go out on a Monday and realising your only option is Parfait.
18. Having to spend a fortune on your journey home because you literally live at the bottom of the country.
19. Let's be honest though, you wouldn't want to study anywhere else.
