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19 Essential Life Lessons "Gossip Girl" Taught Us All

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1. Money is the root of all happiness.

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2. Champagne is a good replacement for having friends.

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3. If you want your possessions back, exchange your girlfriend for them.

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4. Marry a prince even though you don't really love him.

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5. If people are boring you at a party, don't leave. Instead, get drunk.

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6. When your S.O. dumps you, sleep with their best friend a few hours later.

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Because that won't cause problems.

7. Having a threesome with your girlfriend and your BFF who used to be in love with you is a great idea.

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8. Fake your own death to "protect" your family.

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9. Waffles make everything better.

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10. If you want to get a girl, do everything EXCEPT for telling her you love her — especially if you actually do.

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11. The bow, most definitely, goes on the right.

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12. If you want more money from your parents, hire a fake daughter to extort millions of dollars from them.

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13. Sleep with everyone in your friendship group.

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14. When your ex husband gives you fake cancer, it means you should get back together with him.

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15. Make a sex tape seducing your best friend's boyfriend to get revenge.

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In exactly the same spot as you stole her other boyfriends virginity. Classy.

16. If you're really rich, you'll get served in a trendy bar when you're 16.

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Because who cares about the law anyway?

17. Be really passive aggressive about your best friend's relationship.

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18. Become an anonymous blogger and isolate most of your family and friends in order to get the girl of your dreams.

Logic.
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Logic.

19. And most importantly, the world NEEDS Gossip Girl.

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