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    Patton Oswalt's "Black Angus" Routine Is Real

    Two devout fans of comedian Patton Oswalt have turned one of his most famous bits into reality. Imgur user Captstack cooked the entire thing for his friend's bachelor party.

    If you haven't heard the routine, listen to it here.

    View this video on YouTube

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    Now feast your eyes on this amazing, fan-made, deep-fried goodness...

    Five of our deep-fried gulf shrimp, served on a disc of salted butter, with 15 of our potato bacon bombs, and a big bowl of pork cracklins, with our cheese and butter dipping sauce...

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    Bacon and cheese cream soup, 5 head of iceberg lettuce He-Man Salad, served in a punch bowl, with 18 pounds of Ranch dressing, pork-stuffed deep fried croutons, and what the hell, a coupla corn dogs...

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    Bottomless trough of fried dough...

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    "The bottom of the trough was sliced off to make it 'bottomless.'"

    55 ounce Los Mesa He-Man Steak Slab, served in a deep-fried pumpkin, with buttered scallops, and 53 of our potato bacon bombs...

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    Gravy pipe.

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    At Black Angus, your name is "Peaches."

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