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Now feast your eyes on this amazing, fan-made, deep-fried goodness...
Five of our deep-fried gulf shrimp, served on a disc of salted butter, with 15 of our potato bacon bombs, and a big bowl of pork cracklins, with our cheese and butter dipping sauce...
Bacon and cheese cream soup, 5 head of iceberg lettuce He-Man Salad, served in a punch bowl, with 18 pounds of Ranch dressing, pork-stuffed deep fried croutons, and what the hell, a coupla corn dogs...
Bottomless trough of fried dough...
55 ounce Los Mesa He-Man Steak Slab, served in a deep-fried pumpkin, with buttered scallops, and 53 of our potato bacon bombs...
Gravy pipe.
At Black Angus, your name is "Peaches."
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