Luke Evans Wore A Speedo To The Beach And My Brain Just Went "Sksksksks"

    I now declare Luke Evans the hottest Evans.

    Terry Carter Jr.
    by Terry Carter Jr.

    BuzzFeed Staff

    I'm not going to waste your time. I know exactly why you're here.

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    This week, actor Luke Evans was spotted on the beach in Miami wearing a speedo, and goddamn, Luke, you're just coming in hot for 2020, huh?

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    (You know Luke from films like The Girl on the Train, Disney's live-action Beauty and the Beast, and the Fast & Furious franchise.)

    Honestly, I'm not sure if I saved this pic or if this pic saved me.

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    Blessed be the fruit...or whatever they said in The Handmaid's Tale.

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    "May the Lord open."

    After seeing this pic, all I could think was, Why wasn't I born a towel? 😔

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    It's not fair.

    Luke also posted this group photo from his beach outing on Instagram, because all of his friends are hot too:

    Whew. I will be binge-watching his movies today. You know, for good luck this year.

    Fox

    By the power invested in me, I hereby declare Luke Evans the hottest Evans. Sorry, Chris ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

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