I'm not going to waste your time. I know exactly why you're here.
This week, actor Luke Evans was spotted on the beach in Miami wearing a speedo, and goddamn, Luke, you're just coming in hot for 2020, huh?
Honestly, I'm not sure if I saved this pic or if this pic saved me.
Blessed be the fruit...or whatever they said in The Handmaid's Tale.
After seeing this pic, all I could think was, Why wasn't I born a towel? 😔
Whew. I will be binge-watching his movies today. You know, for good luck this year.