1. "I HAVE TO LOVE THIS POOL NOW, I GUESS."
2. "If I could just... a little bit more... so close but like ugh... no but okay."
3. "In our defense, napping is very difficult."
4. "...I truly believed winter was over by now."
5. "I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just trying to love you in the only way I know how!"
6. "I guess I wanted to be a lap dog, and I guess I got what I asked for."
7. "I GOT DOOR-THWARTED."
8. "Oh... that's cool, cat. Sure. Just steal my handshaking thunder."
9. "Blast my strong sense of smell. BLAST IT."
10. "Would you believe me if I said the stool snuck up on me? No? That's fair."
11. "I both can't and won't anymore."
12. "This morning is simply not going to happen, no matter how hard I try."
13. "I ANTICIPATED A DIFFERENT RESULT WHEN I JUMPED UP HERE."
14. "LET'S-- snow. Oh no. Nope, nevermind."
15. "Standing just... wasn't working for me, it turns out."
16. "I COUCHED IT, I COUCHED IT REAL BAD."
