Ricky Gervais is hosting this year's Golden Globe Awards ceremony, which is a shame because for the last three years Tina Fey and Amy Poehler proved that they are and will always be the best hosts. We need them back!
1. We need their take on inequality...
2. ...and fairness.
3. We need this George Clooney joke...
4. ...and this George Clooney joke.
5. We need a host to give Leonardo DiCaprio a hero's welcome.
6. Only they could say this about Quentin Tarantino.
7. And Bill Cosby.
8. We need them to stand up to Taylor Swift...
9. ...and to sympathize with Anne Hathaway.
10. We need someone to correctly identify Bill Clinton...
11. ...and to remind everyone who really runs the world.
12. We need their understanding of the war on terror...
13. ...and their knowledge of international politics.