1. Fill up your partly finished 40 with orange juice and call it a Brass Monkey.
2. Alternatively: Refill with Red Bull.
And there you've got something we like to call "The Good Shepherd." Good luck!
3. If you drink nothing but vodka with Emergen-C you will literally live forever.
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5. You need the High Shirley (grenadine + Maraschino cherries + Miller High Life) in your life.
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It's the kind of thing where you're like, HOW could this taste good? And yet it does. Oh, it does. Instructions here.
6. Soak gummy bears in vodka. Then eat the gummy bears.
7. Make adult slushie "juice bags" by freezing the booze + mixer of your choice.
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9. Crystal Light powder + vodka + champagne (optional) is guaranteed to provide great results.
10. Spiking kosher grape juice with more vodka than you thought possible will yield the holiest of all beverages.
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Why is this night different from all other nights? Because you won't be able to remember any of it.
11. Jesus Juice (red wine + Dr Pepper or cola) is also certified God-approved.
12. Four words: two-buck Chuck sangria.
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Even if it's technically three-buck Chuck (sigh). Get the details here.
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13. Also consider the time-honored combination of red wine and Sunkist.
14. Say hello to El Dew (Mountain Dew + the cheapest tequila you can find).
15. The classic "Hop, Skip and Go Naked" (sometimes charmingly referred to as "Pink Panty Dropper") is a magical mixture of lemonade, cheap beer, and vodka.
Would you like a recipe? Here's a recipe.
16. The key to making Jäger bearable is finding the right mixer.
18. The Lunchbox (Amaretto, OJ, and cheap beer) looks like vom, but tastes better than you think it will.
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20. And you have to admit, this sounds pretty good:
21. If you don't think vodka goes with Gatorade, you're not living your best life.
22. You can even take it to the next level with a little Red Bull.
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