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17 Beweisfotos dafür, dass Katzen ihren eigenen wissenschaftlichen Regeln folgen

Katzen trotzen jeglicher Logik.

Pablo Valdivia
BuzzFeed Staff

1. Per Definition ist eine Flüssigkeit „ein Stoff, der keine unabhängige Form, aber ein bestimmtes Volumen hat, sich nicht unendlich ausdehnt und nur geringfügig komprimierbar ist.“

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2. Findest du nicht, dass sich das genau nach einer Katze anhört? Schauen wir uns einfach den Beweis an.

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3. In erster Linie mögen einige behaupten, dass Katzen eine „unabhängige Form“ haben und daher keine Flüssigkeiten sind. Dazu sage ich nur: Was hab ihr hier überhaupt verloren? Und falsch liegt ihr auch.

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4. Katzen sind offensichtlich Formwandler und mit Hinsicht darauf, wie sie sich bewegen, übernatürlich. In meinen Augen bestehen sie den „keine Form“-Test also.

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5. Und: Eine Katze hat ein unveränderliches Volumen und zwar ganz gleich, wie groß oder klein sie sich macht.

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6. Anders ausgedrückt: immer noch eine Flüssigkeit.

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7. Und jetzt: Dehnen sich Katzen unendlich aus? NÖ.

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8. Es wäre allerdings cool, wenn sie das täten!

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9. Siehst du? Eine flauschige und unberechenbare Flüssigkeit.

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10. Jetzt weiß ich nicht genau, was „geringfügig komprimierbar“ bedeutet, weil ich eine Vier in Chemie hatte. Dennnoch würde ich schon sagen, dass diese zwei Babys geringfügig komprimiert sind.

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11. Damit lässt sich wohl definitiv behaupten, dass Katzen eine waschechte Flüssigkeit sind.

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12. Die Wissenschaft kann allerdings nicht erklären, warum diese Flüssigkeit so verdammt niedlich ist.

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13. Aber sie ist es einfach!

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14. Also geh und schmuse mit deinem kleinen Flüssigkörper, wenn du einen hast.

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15. Oder geh raus und adoptiere einen, damit auch du so einen Klecks auf deinem Fußboden haben kannst.

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16. Hater mögen vielleicht sagen, Wasser sei die wichtigste Flüssigkeit auf diesem Planeten.

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17. Aber wer auch immer das gesagt hat, ist mit Sicherheit noch nie einer Katze begegnet.

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