1. This person who knows that a picture is worth a thousand burns:
2. This person who had an intro, climax, and conclusion:
3. This person who's probably got a fire selfie game:
4. This person who is doing well for themselves:
5. This person who created the excuse of the century:
6. This person who wasn't about to befriend an asshole:
7. This person who took things in a hilarious, dark direction:
8. This person who deserves to quench their thirst:
9. This person who made their ex laugh:
10. This person who had their priorities in order:
11. This person who had the time:
12. This person who is probably sick of this:
13. This person who is hopefully busy having orgasms now:
14. This person who had one reaction image to sum it all up:
15. This person who uses this method every time they hear from their ex:
16. This person who knows their worth:
17. And finally, this person who got straight to the point:
